They think you’re retarded.
BREAKING: President Trump says he has made a deal with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu for the US to discontinue payments to Israel at the end of 2026.
Trump says the US currently gives Israel $4 billion per year.
US oil prices erase gains and turn negative on the news.
"They are fine with it," Trump says.
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The Israel Lobby has already secured the election.
When Democrats win the House, Israel lobby puppet Hakeem Jeffries will lead.
If they win the Senate, Chuck Schumer has already said his job is to fight all the aid Israel needs.
Whether America wins or loses tomorrow, Israel always wins in Washington.
That’s what it’s all about.
The rest is just staged WWE for folks who haven’t figured this out yet.
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Dear American Jews,
Please don't celebrate Halloween. Anyone who's ever smelled a college campus can tell you it is a day steeped in unholiness and immorality. I have religious Christian friends who specifically stay away from it. It's Shabbos, the holiest day of the week. Please consider trading in trick or treating for shabbat with your family. If you really care about dressing up that much just wait for Purim. In fact if this is your first year throwing away Halloween, I'll enter you into a raffle for $50.
