I could cut you the real or I could cut your ass.

Joined March 2019
He ain’t lying
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Update it to your face. It’s elite
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If we all have come to the consensus that this is a subjective rating, even with disagreement you cannot act like it was unbelievable that someone else ranked him that high. Especially when it was based off of who he thinks is the funniest.
I just don’t get how “I love Bernie but the best?!” is a crazy thing to say. We all do this when people list their top fives we don’t agree with. I said this already but y’all would have the same reaction if someone told you Kevin Hart was in their Mt. Rushmore
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You let Marc talk long enough and you can see why he fits on this cast lol. Tf is he talking about ? You can not be a deadbeat and be pro black ????
Joe asked Olay if she thinks a Black deadbeat parent can still be pro-Black. She thought he was asking because of the allegations from Umar's daughter. Marc stepped in to steer the conversation away from that, calling them unverified allegations and rumors. Olay didn't like that. She asked why, when it comes to parenting, people act like anybody's opinion matters more than the children's. Marc pointed out that as a parent of adult kids, he knows parents and kids sometimes remember things differently. On Joe's actual question, Marc's answer was yes, a Black deadbeat father can be pro-Black. His take: if you love Black people, love your Black children and invest in them.
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Letting a 👉🏾✋🏻 get us to arguing about black comedic legends is crazy.
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This as an opening scene ?? GOATED
And while it would probably be funny with just Chris, Bernie brings it home.
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Exactly and thats what niggas keep skipping over. Eddie was being shady and idc if it’s because he’s more “successful”. Bernie Mac was a funny ass nigga, he didn’t need to do impersonations or animations to make anyone laugh.
Idk man. Eddie def more famed but the context was who Jerry thought was funnier. Why was Eddie so appalled at that?
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Cause all that success talk and what movies and shows they got under they belt don’t mean much when at the center of it is “whose jokes do you find to be funnier” a lot of niggas will say Bernie. Saying that doesn’t negate anyone else’s talent or career.
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Bernie Mac is funny being himself. Eddie has to be other people to be funny. The Bernie Mac Show is funnier than any movie or character from Eddie Murphy’s catalogue. But there is a larger more telling issue about why Seinfeld and Eddie disagree smh
Eddie Murphy Calls Out Jerry Seinfeld for Saying Bernie Mac Was the Best Comedian He’d Ever Seen And Couldn’t Believe He Put Him on Comedy’s Mount Rushmore Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to object, but I am a huge fan of Bernie Mac. I love Bernie Mac.” “I told you, I thought Bernie Mac was one of the funniest to me.” Eddie Murphy: “No, no, no. You didn’t say ‘one of.’ You said you thought he was the best that you’d ever seen do it.” “I said, I love Bernie, but the best? If you told anyone else that you thought he was the best, they would go, ‘Really?’” “We were doing our comic Mount Rushmore. We were saying, which comedians would be on Mount Rushmore?” “We were saying, like, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce… and then he goes, ‘Bernie Mac!’ And I’m like, what the fuck?” “And I love Bernie, but on Mount Rushmore? That’s…”
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kunta kimchi retweeted
This idea that Funk and Soul are not “R&B” but all your favorite rhythm-less, whisper singers are is a damnable bit of propaganda. Funk and Soul are among the most accurate expressions of RHYTHM AND BLUES.
Those are R&B genres and you could say the same for the rest of the original list (that they are New Jack Swing or alt-RnB or neosoul or in the case of Prince’s Parade, all-inclusive). Funk and Soul is not “other”
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I love this. Lots of people are chasing money and renown without passion, genuine, love and purpose, and it shows. They want to be everything to everybody and blow where the wind goes, or with whatever satisfies their ego.
RIP to one of my comedy GOATS 💚
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kunta kimchi retweeted
Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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kunta kimchi retweeted
I've been radically releasing myself from shame. Yeah that wasn't my best moment. Yeah that broke my heart. Yeah that was a rough time for me. Yeah that was embarrassing. Okay? So what?
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Him and Raphael Saadiq are variants of men id marry.
Mahershala Ali at CultureCon 2026. 📸: SlingShotMenace
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kunta kimchi retweeted
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RIP to one of my comedy GOATS 💚
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RIP to one of my comedy GOATS 💚
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kunta kimchi retweeted
her mission was to make the greatest r&b song of all time and she succeeded
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FUCK
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This shit had me crying my eyes out
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I blame the parents and literacy crisis. All them kids listen to is hums, mumbles, drug induced slurs and off beat flows. They wouldn’t know a good rhyme if it hit em in the head w/a bat!
Younger generation fr ignorant, disrespectful and out right stupid. Growing up listening to generations of music before my own, id never sit here and discredit a legend of a genre simply because they aren’t relevant or making music currently. Contribution, history & talent matter
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I see DL Hughley getting a lot of hate when in reality Bernie Mac made em all look like amateurs at the Apollo
The Original Kings of Comedy (2000)
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