simply an archive of my poor decision making. find me on bluesky ⬇️

bluesky
Joined April 2009
my brother everyone
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just dropping back in for my yearly check-in I hope Elon sells this app so I can redownload it
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Surprise bitches I’ve reproduced and now you’re ALL in danger
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came back rq to remind every single one of you that haven’t left this app in the dirt that you’re a fucking hypocrite 😁😁😁 fuck Elon and fuck Trump
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this app/your following DO NOT FUCKING MATTER and it’s ruining your mental health and view of the world. But yes, please stay because what about your followers!!!
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If anyone else is truly deleting this app for Bluesky - I offer to you this banner for your x acct as my parting gift. 15 years on this app. I’ve never seen anything comparable until now. I’ll see you all on the much brighter side. With love. 🩵
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Yeah guys - I think my time on this app is coming to an end. Bluesky really is that gurl.
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yappy bird retweeted
In my DnB era
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Not the community note being disappointed as fuck HAHAHHAHH
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if you needed another reason to switch to Bluesky - it feels exactly like x but with literally not a single ad. Just positivity from the homies. Life is good over there. I really think I might delete this app for good.
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yappy bird retweeted
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getting tiny blue icon notifications from bluesky has my tummy all fluttery god i miss what Twitter used to be
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who wanna be my first follower on 💙🌌
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some tidbits on the app:
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okay bluesky is maybe better than this app I’m still exploring but i very much enjoy
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How are you gonna claim someone was snubbed by the Grammys with 3 nominations I -
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Oh my God LET ME SPEEEAAAAKK
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PARENTS I need you to teach your daughters that if a boy ever says this to them, go and IMMEDIATELY tell the school that they wanna press charges for sexual harassment. And if the school does nothing about it, sue tf outta them too. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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Didn’t you kill a woman
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Anyways, I recommend a Glock 43 x ! it shoots very comfortably minimal recoil and fits perfectly in your purse for concealed carry or in a holster on your hip. You can switch out the magazine for a 15 extendo. There’s no safety.💕
women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Having sex with a woman without her consent is rape. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape
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