@___caustic

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 Dallas, TX
Joined January 2013
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Dre@lxndreHQOct 26
Just checked my bank account…drinks on YALL for Halloween 😆
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KD@kdub27_5h
How you feel, how you feel, how you feel? 𝟐𝟓 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝟐𝟓 𝐦𝐢𝐥 💰
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I have a coworker that insists on slurping every drink he consumes and I just can’t understand why a 40+ year old drinks beverages like a child
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Realllll Music open.spotify.com/track/5Rlci…

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Sevyn Streeter · Call Me Crazy, But... · Song · 2013

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Atlanta has both the best airport & stadium in the country and it ain’t close!
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If you can’t navigate Hartsfield-Jackson I just assume you can’t read or follow simple directions
TNS | Tent@Tento4_21h
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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Just finished my 20th book of the year 🙂
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open.spotify.com/track/531fs…
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Potlucks should not be allowed unless everyone is bringing storebought food!!
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Imagine how I feel with my four 🫩
Bobby
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How it feels trynna run two separate accounts
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Just logged into EdFinancial and giggled at the amount they expect me to pay monthly
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My friends know that I have all the “blogs” blocked so I have no idea why I still get sent their posts
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The what???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@spvnishjointOct 26
I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta
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Anybody saying they don’t like it just ain’t met me!
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@BleuCaponeOct 26
I’m at the bar 80% of the game. Damn them seats man lol im mobbin thru the game looking for da bad b*tches and everything
FOST@GeorgeFoster72Oct 26
Da Benz is a party. You wanna sit in your same seat for 3 hours, be my guest. I AM gonna move around. For a myriad of reasons 😮‍💨
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@___causticApr 4
Some of y’all are so damn stupid it’s surprising to know that y’all are allowed to roam around unsupervised
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@___causticSep 2
You’re stupid! You’re not smart!!!
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m.@maaaddiiii__Oct 25
yall hoes pumpkined tf out that patch this october
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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your alt is safe with me
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