“duet” is a lovely name for a product. like dot, but french. just like how “claude” is what a frenchman would name chatgpt

in billy joel’s Piano Man (1973), it’s never explained who the “younger man” is or why the old man was wearing his clothes

it’s been an honor using the computer with you all

truth nuke: the problem with this art isn’t the face, or the boobs, or the pose. it’s the tummy. i’ve already said too much

it must feel so good being inside a mech suit when all the little spinal pieces lock into place

for rent: baby shoes. economy shit

time to clear something up about this account. i have never accepted money from israel. and i never will. in fact i’ve been giving them more cash than i can count

i started playing outer wilds yesterday and got an hour in wondering when the political satire would begin before realizing i had confused it with disco elysium

the roadster v2 will come with regenerative falling

all great art comes from a place of subtle perversion. neon genesis evangelion. nathan fielder’s work. simon sarris’s camera app. the list goes on

i showed u my everything pls respond

we literally got flying cars before GTA 6

thinking of getting into vagueposting. i wish i could tell you why

(speaking to a friend) you look incredibly kempt today

kiddo is putting all his skill points into movement tech right now

jk rowling realizing that “malfoid” translates directly to “bad girl”

it’s possible humanity is just a bootloader that uses harry potter fanfiction to propagate more harry potter fanfiction

Petroleus would be a beautiful name for a boy

when’s the last time you met a kid named Obama