@___getoverit

I'm pretty good at smoking weed and pretending to be a cat. Usually a shambleshow and probably in love with you #F420 she/her

 hopefully high in a bathtub
Joined June 2013
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  • Following1.7K
  • Followers1.8K
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A redacted Twitter obituary for @onlyastoner 💚 (thread)
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Whenever I resist the urge to subtweet I think I heal a little bit of the teenager inside me
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Being self aware fucking sucks and I miss being insane and unaware
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I’m telling everyone in the group chat that they are my best friend, let’s hope they don’t compare notes
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More than anything, Dolly very loudly and proudly, with her words and actions, gave a fuck about people. Giving a fuck is really what it's about.
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Ooof that stomach drop when the fear of abandonment kicks in
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Sorry babe, mommy isn’t mentally stable enough to go outside right now
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I reached out for help instead of suffering alone & that feels like growth
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My vibe is “usually crashing out in the group chat”
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A guy I hooked up with once about a decade ago just requested to follow me on Instagram. Do I…..
67%Approve it 🤷🏼‍♀️
33%Wtf, no
6 votes • Final results
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If you follow me but aren’t my main audience (the unhinged): sorry
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It should be easier to find girls to flirt with
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Im going to adult summer camp in ONE WEEK I can’t wait 😭😭
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Happy 4/20 my Twitter friends I love and miss you xoxo
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Smoking an extra fat blunt in memory of @onlyastoner ❤️
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Mourning the end of mardi 2026 by planning mardi 2027
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My favorite Zulu coconut of the year just LOOK
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I’m the type of person who will subtweet a decade later just to blow off some steam
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I pray this blunt gives me the strength I need to resist bitching this dude out
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Ugh I miss MySpace
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Responding to a group text probably shouldn’t activate my fight or flight response but here we are
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I accidentally said something inaccurate in the local moms group chat, so now I will never participate again
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