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Joined November 2014
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why tf is starbucks selling braised short rib girlled cheeses...they got yall eating Somebody
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I’m still gagged btw
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Semmy ✧˖°. (@semmypls) profile pictureSemmy ✧˖°.@semmyplsNov 5
picking up concert photography saved me even if it’s just my iPhone for now
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Smaug 🌹@Smaug55Nov 4
GOOD NIGHT @ChristineDrazan
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrat Tina Kotek wins Oregon's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
BREAKING: Democrat Tina Kotek wins Oregon's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/oregon-governor-results

ALT BREAKING: Democrat Tina Kotek wins Oregon's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/oregon-governor-results

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Joey Mannarino (@JoeyMannarino) profile pictureJoey Mannarino
@JoeyMannarinoNov 4
ENJOY ISLAM!
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paige@BonerWizardNov 4
not now sweetie, mommy's busy liking untoward jokes about Greg Abbott's wheelchair on twitter
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Colin (@clnbrns) profile picture
Colin
@clnbrnsNov 4
Has everyone picked out their new Muslim name?
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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and to think… all this during the Sephora Sales Event…
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they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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👾@repeatafterdNov 4
nicki is gonna be so gagged when she wakes up in guantanamo bay
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they prolly throwing darts at elon's body they got duct taped up on the wall rn
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James HUSSEIN Talarico
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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We will allow Republicans to choose what style of litter box to go in all the school bathrooms.
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Iocl@loclapmNov 4
Greg Abbott loses and we attaching rockets to those wheels and launching him toward the Pacific Ocean
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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hunter (@hunter_hhhh) profile picture
hunter@hunter_hhhhNov 4
#KnockKnock @ChickfilA
hunter (@hunter_hhhh) profile picturehunter@hunter_hhhhOct 11
in woke 3 we're gonna force chick fil a to open on sundays
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girl put your hijab on we going to ISLAM!
Maya Angelique👑 (@moneyymaya) profile pictureMaya Angelique👑@moneyymayaNov 3
abdul el-sayed sexy af idc
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krus🪖
@krus_chikiNov 4
He definitely went to a private halloween party as saddam hussein
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 2
Mamdani raises eyebrows with new look, ditching beard and sporting surprising 'stache trib.al/qmtVh20
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Pronouns in email signatures by 10am tomorrow
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