Fucked up at the function whittling a pipe in the corner

Some of y’all afraid to moan during sex. Not me. I start Mongolian throat singing as soon as she breaks the waistband.

Braising mushrooms with white wine and crème fraiche like the fat useless chud I am

Mum just said I play dungeons and warhammer in front of a baddie at the garden centre

If you ate dry pasta as a kid you’re probably class at giving head now

It’s like nobody wants to make out in the pub smoking area anymore

Goonslop for misogynistic 15 year olds and those grifter streamers who prey on them

I’m putting my load in these potato skins

Commissioning a tailor to make me a carhartt wizard’s robe

Sorry baby I’m not spoiling you this month I’m buying Japanese fish prints

I’m grade 8 on the ocarina

I’m so sorry to my loyal followers i used to post absolute heat

Just found out I’m the hottest girl you know

I can understand sidewalk but why the fuck do Americans call him Waldo?