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Joined December 2009
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Don’t forget to put out milk and cookies for Nick Chubb tonight
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So if he wins, there’s zero voter fraud, right?
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Just got off of a six hour plane ride?
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As the only person in the world with firsthand knowledge of both situations. I can report with 100% accuracy that @__devbot__ cried more at the Cavs parade than she cried during her own wedding. @Clevohjohn @Edward40hams
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‘PRINTERS’ need a new name because they don’t do that.
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The City of Cleveland is currently mad at the owners of Cleveland Browns while the players of the Cleveland Browns are currently mad at the fans of the Cleveland Browns, who’s currently mad at the owners of the Cleveland Browns, who currently want out of the City of Cleveland…
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parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.
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Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird" Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits
Walz: "Look Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit"
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Wow, holy shit, yeah. Thank you.
Louder, for the people in the back.
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Replying to @Lintendo_64
I wouldn’t know where to start
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Did this with a raccoon the other night
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these announcers were way too excited to call that yankees win. they can at least TRY to hide the bias. chumps.
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David Fry x Creed @CleGuardians @PulseCleveland Oh, and big shoutout Big Christmas! #RallyTogether
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Me liking every tweet about @CleGuardians
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Replying to @Jenga1115
Eat it up. Go guards.
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Replying to @Jenga1115
Keep talkin shit, it seems to help
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The champagne of beers. Thank you for having me, @colbertlateshow!
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