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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdma17 Jan 2016

if aliens aren't real explain this:

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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdma3h

birthday parties back to back weekends with two nights of boolin in between 😅 oh lawwwwd

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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdma16h

my friend being willing to go back in the woods to get an almost full deer skeleton for me 🤩🤩🤩 my fuckin GIRL

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shirts that go hard

@shirtsthtgohardNov 7

I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay (Front).

ALT I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay (Front).

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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdmaNov 6

i need to be their friend so bad

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegardenNov 6

who is this diva😭

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jefeee 🫶@jefebraincellsNov 5

2000s rom coms >

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logan 🍊₊˚⊹♡@lilgeminibbyNov 5

experiencing several emotions at once and none of them are positive

Image from logan 🍊₊˚⊹♡ (@lilgeminibby)

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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdmaNov 5

he followed up yesterday with “i knew that dude was a fuckin loser when i saw him at the fair” 😂

𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdmaOct 21

every time i see a michigan campaign ad i think about how mike rogers tried stopping my dad to talk to him at the fair last month and said “hi, i’m mike rogers!” and my dad said “hi, i’m josh angle!” and walked away immediately and asked me who “that geriatric dude was” 😭😂

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@noxheav3nNov 4

theres trans people in your walls @jk_rowling

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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdmaNov 5

my phone has been working like actual garbage lately 🙄

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@moonsandhuesNov 4

we have woke 3.0 now which means you can still say retarded but respectfully

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𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢@hicksinfernoNov 4

THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES

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Michael 🫗@ITSMYKOLNov 4

Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again

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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdmaNov 4

so my next course assignment is creating mood boards and i’m heavily considering just using the mood board for my house as one of them 😂

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Eli, #1 Bunny Fan@TheFreshStart84Nov 4

He's cutting himself :(

@NewsWire_USNov 4

TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES

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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsNov 4

They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese

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coughing baby φ@lexonuitNov 4

Il l’a vraiment battu de 7 points je suis mort

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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed

@AbdulElSayedMay 4

Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.

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Graham@grahamyammeringNov 4

CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.

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clintoris@clintorisNov 4

Tonight it’s like fuck should I just pop a molly

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cy ☆彡☆彡@sugaluvscyNov 4

i love immigrants and black ppl and women and abortions and gay ppl and the environment

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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdmaNov 4

cool i can sleep now without the crippling election anxiety 😅

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