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Tat bae ✨✨

@__mjml

Light-skinned, tatted, ass fat (pending ⌛️)

 Bermuda
Joined March 2019
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Replying to @callherLoca
Well, men are nice but money won’t leave me 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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.-dij@kzs_xoOct 29
I really hate office lights sometimes, can we work with the lights off or down pleeeease
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݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ (@lousybunny) profile picture
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆@lousybunnyOct 26
go get the moon & bring it to me
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Duns@big_dunssOct 27
buying me ice cream is another way of saying you love me and can’t live without me.
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💎@Alley_M1Oct 28
As a reckless spender , I’m here to tell you that the money always comes back 🙂‍↕️
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I told the universe I needed passionfruit puree for a drink. It sent me 7 passionfruit and counting on our plant ☺️ (won’t be ready in time but it’s the thought that counts)
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piss girl@xtsygirllOct 28
First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware
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diva pq se eu fosse mãe eu seria a rapunzel e os meus filhos o lagarto
POPTime (@poptime) profile picturePOPTime
@poptimeOct 27
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
Image from POPTime (@poptime)
Image from POPTime (@poptime)
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Courthouse wedding & extravagant honeymoon. Yes.
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anvita@vitamaybeOct 26
my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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@dartgurlieOct 26
me looking at the ice cream options for 10 minutes just to choose the same one as always
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Is this REALLY the weather all you summer haters wanted?!
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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𝓚 ⋆｡˚ (@_KatlehoL) profile picture
𝓚 ⋆｡˚@_KatlehoLOct 17
loved. seen. considered.
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A@aishabankssOct 17
i can’t wait to make my husband lunch
Bruce Wayne 🇵🇷 (@GothamHero__) profile pictureBruce Wayne 🇵🇷@GothamHero__Oct 16
My girl get up at 5am every morning & make my lunch. Why would I even “lol” a bitch
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Guyysssss I kinda miss being important at my last job 😭 but am lovinggggg not being stressed at my new job! 😭
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تيارا@araitevolOct 14
i love to get in the bed and lay the fuck down
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X@ms_mpofuxOct 12
Unfortunately me.
AY. (@on_bami) profile pictureAY.
@on_bamiOct 12
So who’s funding your lifestyle?
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNOct 13
The fake urgency in corporate is one of the worst things humans have invented. We’re not doctors, firefighters, or bomb disposal experts. We work in spreadsheets and attend meetings. Nobody needs a response within the hour.
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kashd0ll🧚🏽🫧@_xokasOct 13
Did summer just end? Yes Am I ready for it to be summer again? Also yes.
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Amira@asyasbackup_Oct 11
my type is whoever knows how lucky they are to have me
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