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I’m literally crying over these. I’ve never been more in love with someone. Idk what I did to deserve someone so sweet 😍😭
Conversations with my neurodivergent child when someone has slept in his room:
Jonah: mom what happened in here?
Me: Anthony was playing with your toys but he put them all back
Jonah: * freaking out* no I can’t find ANYTHING!
*dumps toys out and and sorts them all out*
Me:
So how does a mom go about acquiring mom friends? Or just low maintenance friends in general? Asking for…well me.
My 3 year old has decided he wants to be a tow truck with super powers..and like okay buddy dream big, but I don’t think we have the money for that type of surgery right now
Fb mom groups have the worst kind of people. You share your experience with moms looking for advice, and there’s that one “Karen” mom to come tell you everything you do is wrong and make you feel like a bad mom. Like I don’t already have enough mom guilt.
How do you wake up and automatically be productive? Like I’m a hot mess mom when I wake up at noon let alone 6am. I wanna be one of those moms who has breakfast made and lunches packed by 8am, but I’m a roll out bed at 8 kind of girl 🥴
Why on earth do juice manufacturers put pulp in lemonade. I was really excited for to drink this and now I’m just disappointed
So happy I quit my toxic job, unfriended those nasty girls who made my life horrible. My mental health even with PPD is 10x better now that I have no ties to them.
Yesterday I breastfed in front of the most people I ever have at Jonah’s party. I felt so empowered by being able to feed my baby and still enjoy my other child’s party. Even though I used a cover for my own comfort, it still felt so great not to be confined to a lonely corner.
