@__tomwalker

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 Manchester
Joined December 2010
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Every now and then I think about "I've yassified her to maintain anonymity"
Michelle Collins
@michcoll18 Feb 2023
A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.
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kie@criminalplaza1 Oct 2024
this is genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen
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Mai@MaiTrin36027 Aug 2024
🤣
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You see this, this is what happens in real life. The bots can't show up on the streets. On the right there (yeah the far right) are the 6 nazis who turned up to cause mayhem. Everyone else is there to stop them. This is England.
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Josh@JoshxReid12 Jul 2024
I hate how well this fits
Aidan@aidantaylor0212 Jul 2024
katy perry’s new song is soooo bad it sounds like it was made to be on a loose women advert 😭
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Omg imagine watching the Corrie tram crash in here omggg
Pop Base
@PopBase30 Sep 2023
First look inside the immersive Sphere arena in Las Vegas, which opened with a U2 concert.
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I’m wheezing laughing
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The way she needed a dipping sauce..can’t help but say mother
Damn Nature You Scary
@AmazingSights27 Sep 2023
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My elf bar looking at me after 2 drinks
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Fascinating
@fasc1nate5 Aug 2023
A baby gorilla gently interacts with a deer.
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She woke up just in time to serve omg
Akan thee Doll, Esq. 💜🇳🇬⚖️@AkanButNoJeezyy18 Jul 2023
Anybody want to go half on a baby? 🥹😍
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Anyone selling a houghton festival ticket?
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g.@theemare1 Jun 2023
fuji mouse@LoleLewis1 Jun 2023
Crabmeat isn’t worth the hassle it takes to eat crab.
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Good gif
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PACH@pachthedj24 May 2023
DC10 DEBUT BABYYYYYYY Can’t quite believe ill be playing in the first ever club i went to in ibiza this summer Gunna be a bloody beltahhhh
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YES! This woman is all of us!!
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Barbara McMuffin@BarbaraMcMuffin17 May 2023
how do you serve cunt in the sky ?
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