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Alli

@_allijofit
 Ohio, USA
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Joined December 2012
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Not much I love more than a Saturday spent at home watching tv, making soup, and drinking good bevvies 😇🥰
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I’m just ready for it to be summer so I can camp every weekend and not worry about anything else
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The urge to not even get out of bed in the mornings is so real lately…. I need some sunshine days plz 😐
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I found a heads up penny and saw a rainbow in a matter of 20 min. Maybe Monday ain’t so bad
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Sundays are for hikes.
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Still don’t understand why you can’t claim pets on your taxes but you can claim demon spawn
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Or I’m just a dummy Lolol Thanks for running with me 🖤🖤
Cody D (@itsmeCodyD) profile pictureCody D@itsmeCodyD17 Feb 2023
I’m training for a 10k, she’s training for a half marathon. She is by far the biggest badass in our house.
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Me too Ted
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@dog_rates16 Feb 2023
This is Ted. He is simply over it. 12/10
a light tan chow puppy sploots out on a gray sofa, all four paws splayed in different directions, and a very fluffy white curly tail the only indication that this dog has not completely melted.

ALT a light tan chow puppy sploots out on a gray sofa, all four paws splayed in different directions, and a very fluffy white curly tail the only indication that this dog has not completely melted.

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It’s one of those days where I could sit on the couch and do nothing but drink coffee. All day
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Same energy.
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Wondering why breweries allow unattended children to run around happily but kick someone out for carrying in their 12 week old puppy that sleeps the whole time
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Hahahahahahahaha but it’d be sweet
Cody D (@itsmeCodyD) profile pictureCody D@itsmeCodyD12 Jan 2023
Me: I think I’m going to get a cowboy riding a horse chasing a UFO through the desert tattooed on my stomach. Alli:
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Damn I just wish I could’ve seen The Growlers live
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The girls run this house 🖤
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❤️❤️❤️❤️
Cody D (@itsmeCodyD) profile pictureCody D@itsmeCodyD27 Dec 2022
Soooo, we did a thing.
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“I don’t care if I age like an old suitcase, I’m getting toasted”
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My phone just corrected “isn’t” to “ain’t” and now I’m concerned
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Who put me in charge of a whole rehab department?! I’m going to go insane 🙃
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Facts lmao 😂 whoopsies
Cody D (@itsmeCodyD) profile pictureCody D@itsmeCodyD14 Dec 2022
The other day Alli got cat called by a car full of adult men. Them: Hey shawty, we’ve got room for one more. (Actual quote 🙄, wonder how many times that works.) Alli, as loudly as she can: Fuck off! Me: Holy shit that was awesome but now I’m gonna have to fight 4 dudes.
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I’m sorry but if you’re yelling the band name at a concert, it won’t make them come on stage sooner. Plz stop
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