ders guna be a ice age

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Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat
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I’ve been so unwell with what I assumed was a cold but just realised I haven’t left my house since Thursday and have barely been off the couch
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Gonna sit with my big light on tonight
🚨🇬🇧 BREAKING: Over 271,000 homes in the United Kingdom are out of power right now What is causing these massive blackouts?
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Too much lasagna Garfield
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Same thrice
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I’m obsessed with all these ai takeaway pics
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The American mind cannot comprehend proper British scran
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Once had a joint account customer asking me to confirm which bank card a load of only fans transactions had been done on. Could hear her fella in the background. Worst 10 mins of my life
I work for a bank. Those "discreet" payments to online sex shops like LoveHoney etc? We know exactly what they are, you dirty bastards. When customers need to give proof of identity, I love asking them to confirm their most recent purchases if I can see it was from a sex shop.
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Officially in my third trimester today 🥹🩵
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through the seasons
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People are sick of speaking to robots & live chats when they have an issue. They wanna speak to a human. People who’ve lost thousands of pounds to scams don’t want the decision to be provided by a robot. Fuck Barclays and every single company who is going down this route
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My belly has ‘popped’ the last few days and now I seem to have no perception of space and keep knocking it or getting jammed in spaces. Cba
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Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
😳 First visitor into Yorkshire Wildlife Park after it reopened is left SHOCKED seeing the exact spot where William Chapman jumped into the tiger’s enclosure. Altai the tiger is also spotted for the first time since last weekend’s tragedy. 🐅
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Mad how outsiders from Liverpool think we all like and laugh along with phill (queen of scotty rd) but in reality we all despise him and take the piss out of him cause he's a vile cunt
Sneak Peek 🫣 Whispering puts Housemates on a warpath after the latest Eviction #BBUK
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That‘s pretty much it. The rest is noise.
Woman who lost her battle with cancer left behind a note on what matters most (2017) [via/ FB Holly Butcher]
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I’ve dropped oil on my brand new Uggs 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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