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My 40th birthday in a photo. Champagne, birthday cake, a wonderful trip away and excellent company (@_andy_pandy_ )
I have 2 hours and 22 mins left of this working weekend and I'm attacking a pack of custard creams like it's going out of fashion 🙃
Hi @DavidLloydUK how long will your Lichfield club be closed to members of other sites? Got there this morning to discover I'm not allowed? Thank you.
Andrew retweeted
Shoutout to anyone who is quite happy just having a whole garlic bread baguette for a meal
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“We put her in her place.”
The moment Harry sealed his fate. #TheTraitors
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The world of #GeneralPractice according to Hyacinth Bucket 🪣 (pronounced Bouquet) 💐
1. Trying to work out whether a colleague has a patient in with them before knocking on their door to ask advice.
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Dear darling Twitteroos, if you’re thinking ‘Oh God, everyone around me is so big and shiny and jolly and they’re surrounded by 250 friends tonight and I’m already in my pjs”, can I reassure you that probably the rest of their life is shit?
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One of my least favourite things in the NHS is people cc'ing in increasingly senior people when they don't get the response they want.
You can tag in [email protected] my friend but it's still going to be a no.




















