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i make jokes no one laughs at

Gainesville, FL
Joined May 2016
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lol the way i’m over this the turnaround time was quicker than imagined 🙃
the concept of moving on with other ppl but being sick at the thought of my ex being with someone else
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i used to hate when adults said this but this baby truly needs to get off that phone and into them damn books
come get these kids!!! 😭
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the concept of moving on with other ppl but being sick at the thought of my ex being with someone else
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bet her mom is the president of Hot Tunes China too
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put the greek yogurt in a salad w some ranch seasoning, hot sauce, and the juice of pickled banana peppers or jalapeños much more enjoyable
greek yogurt is not a “take your time & enjoy it” food. big spoonfuls. minimal chewing. get that protein in & MOVE ON 😭😭
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“unfriendly black hotties”
the term “mean girl” is the new micro aggression towards black women
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this tweet would have you believe that postpartum psychosis is equivalent to having a bad day or a influx of hormones. killing someone because you were angry is fundamentally different than killing someone because your brain is preventing you from experiencing reality.
Ya know, I really don't think it's a good idea to set a legal precedent that suggests women are simply slaves to their emotions and can't be held accountable for anything.
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omgggg we only have like 2 good whites left wtf
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damn rip dolly parton girl you was always sucked tucked and plucked and i always respected that
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genuinely don’t need this i will call my ex rn
Talked to my ex today we still love each other
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idk when i’m drunk it be feeling pretty beneficial
Alcohol really has no benefits. Not a single one.
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crispy chicken crispy waffle. sweet and savory. where is the disconnect madam?
Chicken and waffles do not go together I’m sorry I’ve always hated that combination
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the way you can’t convince me i’m not hot is crazy like in no way shape or form am i not cute af
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niggas don’t like whimsy no more
who the fuck is drinking sparkling water
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why would you break up with me and you know i have work in the morning?
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i have 33k tweets and i guarantee at least 30k is bs
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niggas talk to me at the club and think we finna link up after to fuck PSYCH let’s talk about the prison industrial complex nigga
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the concept of “giving” someone a baby
you ever loved someone so much you wanna give them a baby???😂😂😂
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as a taco bell lover it’s so hard knowing they will never beat the diarrhea allegations
🌮 Taco Bell is under investigation over explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak. tmz.com/2026/07/14/taco-bell…
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ok but like imagine you’re broke and scrape together that $100 bucks, this could high key come in clutch between paydays
Olive Garden is bringing back its Never Ending Pasta Pass for the first time in six years The $100 pass gives customers unlimited pasta dishes for 13 weeks with no limit on visits
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