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Small actions make big impacts ~~ UD’19

Joined October 2011
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After I let my American accent slip while hiding in Canada
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sooo this car was tailgating me.. so I had to eliminate da dude
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We love you, @ryanhoward.
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
This is Frida. She became Mexico’s symbol for hope after the 2017 earthquakes. It’s reported she’s located over 50 people in her long rescue career. Today, her protective gear was removed and replaced with a toy to signify her retirement and a new beginning. 15/10 #GraciasFrida
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Millennial Job Descriptions Be like: -must be fluent in excel, photoshop, copywriting, Spanish, English, Klingon, and Chinese -office keg!! -free snacks!! -must have 3-8 years experience -bachelor’s degree accepted, master’s preferred - good vibes only!!! Pay: $15/hr – at Chicago, IL
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Kawhi is a psychopath.
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
Stephen A. Smith - Dreams And Nightmares
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
I dream about the day Steve Harvey just completely loses it on a family. We are close.
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Man saves sloth, sloth waves.
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
I would pay big bucks to be able to text my dog
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Live look at Philly ...
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!
Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.
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Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.
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Who thought getting this bunny was gonna be a good idea 😭 teapaw.org/remi_wagner/status/980…
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
Below is a list of the number of primetime games for each team in 2019: The Bills are the only team without a primetime game.
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Acting like prom is a wedding is without a doubt the weirdest things 2000’s babies do for sure
His reaction to my dress 🥰
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
Dating is just interviewing a future parent for your dog .... choose wisely
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
Guess who's back? Back again. Birds are back. Tell a friend.
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SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away” RESPONSE: “Oooh!” SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth” RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”
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MattyB Bursler retweeted
Ahead of @DwyaneWade's final regular season game, Budweiser delivers the most non-traditional tribute video. It's a must watch.
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