i wanna make big changes but i’m not in the mood.
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Me every time I try to decide if I really want to buy another cute piece of cheap fast fashion that will inevitably end up in a landfill, contributing to the destruction of the earth
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vote blue no matter who and keep a big tent unless it’s about israel or universal healthcare or monopolies or corporate tax hikes or worker’s rights or you’re muslim or
haley stevens saying she doesn’t stand with hasan piker as if he’s a politician like girl shut the fuck up
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If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
rob reminds me so much of someone i used to date it’s actually kind of triggering 🥴 like michaella RUN that man is an aggressive alcoholic
#loveisblind I really am sick of production casting aggressive men - it's dangerous for women who are trusting you in this process. Rob at that dinner with his friends and Michaela... his behavior is actually so scary and aggressive and can't believed she was put in the position
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Nathan Fielder's narration from the end of The Rehearsal S2 is at the top of my notes app for affirmation purposes.
he looks so cute here!!!
Entire car of friends heard and saw me audibly tongue roll and this image of nathan fielder that came up on my instagram feed #okay
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Consuming popcorn at a movie and asking to go out to eat afterwards
