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Joined July 2021
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TV news coverage of the cybersecurity disasters this week has been predictably shallow
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a9lim
@_a9lim23h
NBC News
@NBCNewsOct 21
Vulnerabilities in a programming language that supports much of the internet are so severe that European and British authorities recommend websites temporarily go offline until they can be fixed. nbcnews.com/tech/security/cr…

Critical vulnerabilities in commonly used web code spark rush to update systems

As websites around the world race to patch the flaws, hackers have reportedly started exploiting them already.

nbcnews.com
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i always liked how on the lightning connector you could tell that the middle two pins were used for power because they're the ones that were on fire
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henry
@arithmoquineOct 20
after careful consideration i've decided the longhouse can wait 28 hours sitting on a bus, slept at the ukrainian border checkpoint (10 hour line), but made it to kyiv at last. heading further east to kharkiv tomorrow
henry
@arithmoquineOct 18
had train tickets lined up all the way to the frontline cus i'm bored. unfortunately multiple of the caring women in my life have treated me to a barrage of bribes and threats with the intent of putting a stop to this entertaining sidequest love wins. most longhoused man alive
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pretending to misunderstand what you wrote should never be the whole joke, but yes, it is the basis for most of my replies
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they literally found timothy treadwell's body inside the bear, why do we need this whodunnit Grizzly Man picture
Steve Sailer
@Steve_SailerOct 20
There isn't actually any doubt that Elizabeth Holmes factually and legally defrauded investors. Three film school students could slap together a wholly convincing documentary that demonstrates that. Thus, most of this talk about "You Can See Everything" is a waste of time.
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Huh. this seems kind of aggressive: xitter.cf/intent/user?user_id=14…

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doesn't even check whether I already do
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if i was still actively writing music the fact that it's impossible to prove that one's music wasn't written by AI would probably be troubling. but only your friends' opinions matter anyway. comes down to expecting your friends to trust you i guess
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Amazon is selling AI listening devices for $75 and nobody is talking about it because Amazon is a boring company and we'd already given up on ever again having a private conversation
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Bro i got a sick beam of light on my hand right now bro. it's changing shapes and shit when i move. its hella bright too
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one thing that's weird as an older person with younger friends is finding out that starting in the mid-2010s all teenagers discovered that cutting yourself up with razor blades is kind of fun and takes your mind off of things and it's actually not as suicide adjacent anymore
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wait but to be clear I'm using those razor blades in my previous post for regular shaving purposes
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jeezus packaging designers I'm not buying cigarettes this is stuff i NEED for the BATHROOM
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trying to decide whether it's worth testing something on windows. Do you work on or play with code at all / do you use Windows OS for anything other than web browsing
40%Yes code / no Windows
40%Yes code / yes Windows
15%No code
5%Vitalogy (results)
55 votes • Final results
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tess@xsphiOct 18
it is most unfortunate that these politics are apparently "joining the war on HIV on the side of HIV, because we're all too poor to solve problems"
Dan
@KettlebellDanOct 16
my politics are whatever this is
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when i see these clever little A24 movies getting so much exposure i always think, "I wonder how sad and angry Shane Carruth is these days"
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after he Went Away he used to have a Vimeo channel where he posted weird little things like a non-famous person, like a video where he was practicing with a crossbow. I was the only liker on some of them. it's gone now
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i never finished reading A Topiary and i never started reading The Modern Ocean (he posted both scripts when he gave up on getting them made). feels wrong
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everyone in this snl shane gillis gym wear thing is faking. no one believes that it matters if someone is sexist on the boomer comedy show that was funny in the 1970s and kinda funny in the 1990s. this just pattern matches for "thing that will get engagement if i post about it"
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