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Joined January 2017
New pinned tweet so I can have multiple big threads pinned The claypot™ TikTok Thread:
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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Ngl i forgot it was October
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She’s gotta leave a dent in his head I’m so serious
one of the better archive clips I haven't seen anyone talk about lmao
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it dawned on me once jill showed up in RE5 that i like claire so much because she's the only character in the franchise that isn't written like a completely different person every other time she shows up. she is nice to kids and badass and the most sane person in the room
Replying to @_claypot
339. Resident Evil: Degeneration 🎥 | 1️⃣ claire is the best and only consistently written character in this franchise. leon just aura farms in this one the video game equivalent of a barbie movie. that's actually mean to barbie movies, but it does look like one 3 / 10
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203. Catwoman (2004) 🎥 | 1️⃣ never seen so many cuts in a movie, i don't think there's a single shot that lasts more than 2 seconds. performances are horrible across the board. lois griffin plays a prominent role in it. a perfect bad movie 3 / 10 + ❤️
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338. House of 1000 Corpses 🎥 | 1️⃣ idk why he got put in charge of halloween, if anyone knew what they were doing rob zombie would’ve made a great successor to texas chainsaw massacre 2 7 / 10
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339. Resident Evil: Degeneration 🎥 | 1️⃣ claire is the best and only consistently written character in this franchise. leon just aura farms in this one the video game equivalent of a barbie movie. that's actually mean to barbie movies, but it does look like one 3 / 10
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you're not here
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DONT FALL THIS SHIT!!! TAKE YA ASS TO THAT BALLOT & MAKE IT HAPPEN!! POLLS DONT VOTE!!!
New Polls Find Democrats Could Win as Many as 250 House Seats, Largest Majority Since 2008
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i burst out laughing what do you mean
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amiright?
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religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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14 year old me peaked early with this
do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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did something happen?
Hila has unfollowed Ethan on Instagram
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A lesson in physics
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rewatched the exorcist recently. that shit is incredible and anybody who tells you it's boring doesn't deserve that movie
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he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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It’s just extremely funny how billionaires tell us to get by with less, when they would literally destroy the world to avoid paying even a 1% tax
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Prime Keemstar wouldve dressed up in a beanie and recorded 23 twitter videos before click baiting a drama alert video with text in the thumbnail that says “WIFE GONE” in a yellow box
When unrelated bad things happen to your enemy, it’s not your W. I appreciate all the love today , but this is not my win.
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ethan klein trying to offset the dubiousness of fucking a fan by hiring her first without realizing thats way worse
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this is perfect holy shit
Someone is making a Sunshine ROM hack that recaptures the art direction Mario stuck with in the 2000's, holy shit.
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i have been obsessed with gamecube-era mario aesthetics (especially bc there was never a traditional game in that style) since i was a kid so seeing someone so accurately capture it into a full-on game is so exciting i’m genuinely so happy oh my godddd
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