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Colton retweeted
“what if we take the players to do escape rooms?”
so fun
full vid:
youtu.be/Q4J2dCplAms
Colton retweeted
USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.
I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.
In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.
"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.
"Honey, that's what it looks like."
The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."
I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.
I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.
It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.
"Well?" the waitress asked.
"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."
"Everybody does, hon."
Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.
Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.
I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.
It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.
Colton retweeted
should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?
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chargers 2026 schedule release
Colton retweeted
ICYMI - The @chargers asked me to do another video previewing their 2026 offense.
So naturally I spent the majority of it talking about a different team's offense from a decade ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=Arz_Z82Y…
Colton retweeted
"Do you lift?" Bro I lift my eyes up to the hills from where my help comes every day.
Colton retweeted
Me and the @chargers came together to make something cool (again)
Go check it out on their YouTube channel!
Colton retweeted
Always a fun time helping out smaller creators. Shoutout to the kid @KingJames for doubling down on his YouTube channel for a second career as he starts his post basketball journey 😅
youtu.be/htRERdGz4bI?si=kpSG…
Colton retweeted
.@StephenCurry30 proved he could hang with the big dogs like @brysondech on the golf course when they broke 50.
You knew the guys were going to talk about golf on the latest episode. Out now on our YouTube: youtu.be/qSess5R1MHU
Colton retweeted
I still can’t believe this happened. Mind the Game with Steph Curry dropped this morning. youtu.be/qSess5R1MHU?si=6yI4…




















