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Redondo Beach, CA
Joined May 2016
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peanut butter jars need to be wider and less deep
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proper coys.
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and i wonder
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it's an unction
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“what if we take the players to do escape rooms?” so fun full vid: youtu.be/Q4J2dCplAms
pov: ur stuck in an escape room with 5 nfl players
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USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen. I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify. In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather. "Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully. "Honey, that's what it looks like." The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it." I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it. I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South. It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent. "Well?" the waitress asked. "I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed." "Everybody does, hon." Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it. Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating. I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden. It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.
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Mauricio Pochettino’s USA
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should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
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the UDFA process you didn’t know about
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please stop texting me this tweet
I have a sports statistic to share
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He robbed three home runs in front of Torii Hunter and Mike Trout lol
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ICYMI - The @chargers asked me to do another video previewing their 2026 offense. So naturally I spent the majority of it talking about a different team's offense from a decade ago. youtube.com/watch?v=Arz_Z82Y…
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happy st. patrick's day, bolt fam 🍀
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don't mess w the mack
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"Do you lift?" Bro I lift my eyes up to the hills from where my help comes every day.
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Me and the @chargers came together to make something cool (again) Go check it out on their YouTube channel!
mcdaniel 🤝 alt 🤝 slater
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Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.
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Always a fun time helping out smaller creators. Shoutout to the kid @KingJames for doubling down on his YouTube channel for a second career as he starts his post basketball journey 😅 youtu.be/htRERdGz4bI?si=kpSG…
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.@StephenCurry30 proved he could hang with the big dogs like @brysondech on the golf course when they broke 50. You knew the guys were going to talk about golf on the latest episode. Out now on our YouTube: youtu.be/qSess5R1MHU
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I still can’t believe this happened. Mind the Game with Steph Curry dropped this morning. youtu.be/qSess5R1MHU?si=6yI4…
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