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Adam

@_dams0n
 Chicago, IL
Joined October 2013
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Adam@_dams0nJul 3
Working on a Minions and Penguins of Madagascar crossover film that takes place in North Korea
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powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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KAMIL@kmlsazrOct 26
Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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Cinnamon toast crunch dipped vanilla cone from the Queen just changed my life
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You don’t put a saddle on a mustang. Vodka chicken parm.
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Out of smokes, parents are more divorced than ever, and my best friend at work quit. Need one night on here before resuming the war effort
Adam (@_dams0n) profile pictureAdam@_dams0nOct 6
This is my last day on Twitter for a while. Not because I “need a break” but bc I need to focus on smoking cigs, getting my parents back together, and my job (in that order)
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If anyone would like to stay in contact once I perish on here, let me know & I will assign you one of my pigeons. I know calligraphy and I cannot lie
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This is my last day on Twitter for a while. Not because I “need a break” but bc I need to focus on smoking cigs, getting my parents back together, and my job (in that order)
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My letterboxd got taken down because I called 400 movies in a row "a rip roaring good time" with no further comment
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Lane 8@Lane8musicOct 6
i made you a new mixtape live from the castro theatre, san francisco CA tnh.ffm.to/fall26
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my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.
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I wish someone had the Decency to Hit me with their Vehicle
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sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue
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How we doin’ on breadsticks over here
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Boss man took my fat weird ass out for pizza and vodka
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The worst person you know is on twitter
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In an extreme act of defiance against Big Breakfast and its shadowy agenda, I had a chicken Caesar wrap at 9:00 am. Wake up sheep
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Given up on romantic love. Now focusing on more important things like the opinions of others, material possessions, and my appearance.
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I’m done with the Sunday scaries. I’ve had them for years but what am I even scared of… We aren’t scared of the dark, we’re scared of what we think lives in it
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five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes
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