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what a time to be alive

Joined October 2010
Incredibly disappointing
Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.
today's vibe
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HE HATES ME!!! (he’s asleep while i’m awake)
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I’m dead. Chicoween x Shrek Rave would be a dream come true
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me: *drifting off, about to fall asleep* my gf: i hope that whenever i die, you die at the exact same time
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sometimes a dirty chai isnt enough i need a slutty filthy little whore chai
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seems like nobody wants to get off their ass and go bowling these days
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normalize letting me talk without making any sense
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“she’s a 10 but” is the premise of most Seinfeld episodes
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this is the only appropriate way to ask someone to pick you up from lax
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women: i'm entering my villain era their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs
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Coachella, April 2022.
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Women want one thing: to quit their job and spend the day drinking iced coffee and going between target, Barnes and noble, TJ Maxx and homegoods
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danielle retweeted
i keep my trauma between myself, my closest friends and any stranger that seems kinda cool
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Found a new hobby: going insane
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i am sorry but i am not a realistic girl. i love being just a tiny bit delusional. i love romanticizing my life. i love thinking im in a fantasy world always.
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happy birthday @Harry_Styles can’t wait to see you at Coachella :,) love u
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