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🇱🇧 🇦🇱 Pavement, Radiohead, Tredici Bacci, New England Patriots, Simpsons seasons 1-7, Leicester City FC I miss Jamie Vardy

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Joined February 2011
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From @TheAthletic: The Kansas City Chiefs are the NFL franchise that provides cover for violent abusers, repeat offenders, and now, because they need someone to make a field goal, an unrepentant sleazeball, our columnist writes. It’s always the Chiefs. nyti.ms/4A4roRW
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There is no smear campaign against Taylor Swift. Just because she is a bad person who makes terrible music and uses her hideous fans as cash cows doesnt mean its an orchestrated smear campaign
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No prep school. An MIAA kid. Yo dads! It does happen.
LEXINGTON, MASS. ⬇️ BOSTON COLLEGE. ⬇️ WORLD CHAMPION.
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Bald Eagle alert! Flying right over my house
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I love my country of Massachusetts
How Every US County Voted In 2016, 2020 & 2024 🩷 (Pink): Clinton–Trump–Trump 🟣 (Purple): Trump–Biden–Trump 🟠 (Orange): Clinton–Biden–Trump 🟢 (Green): Trump–Biden–Harris 🔵 (Blue): Clinton–Biden–Harris Source: brilliantmaps.com/us-county-…
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How Every US County Voted In 2016, 2020 & 2024 🩷 (Pink): Clinton–Trump–Trump 🟣 (Purple): Trump–Biden–Trump 🟠 (Orange): Clinton–Biden–Trump 🟢 (Green): Trump–Biden–Harris 🔵 (Blue): Clinton–Biden–Harris Source: brilliantmaps.com/us-county-…
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I am muting the words Nathan Fielder and elizabeth Holmes. Who gives a fuck.
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Bill Belichick might be an asshole but Andy Reid is a piece shit
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Just want to remind everyone that Oasis fucking sucks. Carry on.
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The last 3 outs of a baseball season is the hardest thing in all of sports.
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That’s a bad fucking loss.
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Map of civilization
CFB vs. MLB popularity, based off Google Trends
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That’s a ridiculous overturn
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That call has to stand
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Merry Christmas
October 27, 2004: The Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years Joe Castiglione on the call
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27/10/18 🙏🫶 #lcfc 💙🦊
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