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Happy birthday Ronon Dex! #savestargate
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Why is the audio on Christopher Nolan movies always so messed up?
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Cry me a fucking river @Cobratate
I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
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He’s right😂
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The cancellation of the #Stargate revival by @AmazonMGMStudio is peak out-of-touch executive logic. Former Netflix execs like Peter Friedlander and Blair Fetter killed a fully developed, franchise-respecting show because they claimed it lacked "broad appeal." They are chasing the mythical "Four-Quadrant" hit at the expense of a guaranteed audience. For those outside the entertainment industry, the "Four Quadrants" are the major demographic groups studios use to project an audience: 1️⃣ Males 2️⃣ Females 3️⃣ Under 25 years old 4️⃣ Over 25 years old A true four-quadrant show appeals to everyone. Modern executives are obsessed with finding these massive, algorithm-driven megahits right out of the gate. If a show doesn't project to hit all four quadrants on day one, they scrap it to chase a wider demographic. The irony? Stargate is one of the rare legacy IPs that already built a four-quadrant audience organically. This isn't just a 14-year TV run; this franchise started with the original movie in 1994. That is over three decades of deep, multi-generational history. It isn't just a niche, hard sci-fi show. It has grounded military action and deep mythology, but it survived on the character-driven, "found family" dynamics that appeal to every gender. It has the dedicated legacy fans who watched it in theaters and live on TV (the Over 25s), and a massive streaming generation that binged the entire franchise online (the Under 25s). You don't buy a legacy IP just to throw it away because it doesn't fit a new spreadsheet metric. It's time to stop ignoring the massive audience standing right in front of you. #SaveStargate #StargateSG1 #AmazonMGM
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EVERY TIME SHIT HEATS UP IN IRAN. Don't believe me? I'm keeping track...
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This parallel universe stinks until they reinstate Gero’s vision. #SaveStargate
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