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Name: Dolphus || #PublicHealth🧑🏾‍🔬⚕️|| Nothing here is real || My tweets are disletsick sometimes🫠

Joined January 2020
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GRADUATION DAY!🎓🥳🍾📜… Just Do it!
Me applying for a masters without knowing how tf I finna pay for it….
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To my Cawmerians! I Hope you’re enjoying our week! Up and on. 💙💛💙💛
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Bajans is travel and try to impress ppl back home is de funniest shit to watch💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Any cawmerians at scotiabank?
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Little Island Big Barbados I guess😖
I do my test, I pass my test. The officer wrote down that I passed but didn't print a pass certificate so me passing isn't in the system. I cannot pay for my new license because it isn't the system and nobody else can put it in the system except said officer, who is on vacation.
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Again I say, this Government will continue to do as they like cause all we do is complain and move on. France didn’t let 2 days pass before they flipped the streets upside down and this is yearsssssssss we just talking.
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That awkward moment when you switch jobs becuse you're looking for greener pastures only to discover, pastures were actually greener on the former job.😭😂🙌
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Big Idiot he is😤😤😤
No honestly Andy from the house at Cawmere back gate SO UNMANNERLY 😩🤣🤣 and MISERABLE! But his drinks were colddddddd😅
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Ahhh yes! HI…. Good Morning to every COMBERMERIAN, ALL CAWMERIANS, & ONLY UNIVERSITY OF WATERFORD STUDENTS….🔵🌕🔵🌕 All Originals, Imported, Exported,In-between & @rihanna
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Who ever does do transportation board social media post got the dibbiest playlist ever 😂
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Me thinking tovia shouting at my car all the time was just a marketing strategy…. Oh😭
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This is a top tweet 😂😂😂😂😂
Replying to @kinasha88
Just lemme know hanch you want
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TEST!! TEST!! TEST!! Please click the link to participate in our survey and let us know in the comments what time you saw this alert. forms.gle/5puQpaxYCJyC2sLQ7
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You got soft tissue…
What does it mean when you press your feet and it leaves a mark? Is there cause of alarm 🤔
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Engagement farming account from Nigeria, this exact image and caption has been posted on other platforms. x.com/notreallyondis…
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Having ADHD and trying to explain something to a colleague or in a meeting is a task … cause why I start off with 1 topic and end up integrating 3 other topics in the conversation😭💀
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When I get my 2nd life, I want to be a lawyer…. Only specializing in cease and desist cases. Nothing else😂.
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The worse part is being in a field you like but still not feeling like you found the right fit🫠
Genuinely praying for career alignment.
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Cawblean when I hit a pothole on the left I does look to hit one on the right…. Lemme balance that out boa💀
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My favorite Combermere tradition is finding a student during Combermere week and paying for their food… idk who started it but it happened to me and I never forget to pass it on…
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😶😭do better
1st of my bloodline to see this but I Stan the petty
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Dassa nice obituary picture… I must say
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