Dairy McQueen

Running list of recalled foods (will update) Frozen blueberries and mixed berries Jalapenos Eggs Alfalfa sprouts Iceberg lettuce Pastrami and corned beef Outshine fruit bars Lacnola granola Grand Central Bakery potato sourdoug bread Argentina beef

Asking my wife to take a picture of me at the mall so I can post it online

Did a Karen in a commercial during the world series really just say that she can't show her face because she's white 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What if the nothing that ever happens is the friends we didn’t make along the way

Evangelicals will be like "Catholics worship Mary 😬" but then go to a megachurch that has fog machines and concert lighting for local-tier musicians being projected onto jumbotrons and the congregation claps when each song ends

I think the implication here is that Netanyahu told Trump to discuss a plan to keep Netanyahu as Israeli PM even if he loses the election

Really annoying how pop culture decided that beetlemania is the "cute" disorder while acting like beetledepression doesn't even exist

I wonder what effect the realization that a very small handful of people gambled everyone's lives and livelihood on a product that nobody wanted and at best would enrich only a very small amount of people will have on the global protests

I feel like the bigger story behind “banks are finding ai bots going through customers’ accounts and they have no idea which ones are supposed to be there and which ones aren’t” is WHY DIDN’T THE BANKS TELL THE CUSTOMERS THAT THEIR ACCOUNTS ARE CRAWLING WITH BOTS

(Guy who didn’t even realize fantasizing about walking into the ocean was an option:)

tbh frying my brain playing SimCity as a kid prob made it easier to learn circuit design as an adult bc when you binge you disassociate & the game becomes just finding ways to arrange components to trigger a dopamine release and buddy that's literally all guitar pedal building is

Saw some squirrels fucking in a tree outside my apartment just now and the guy fixed her hair afterwards, I thought that was really nice

This is beta advice. You should be self-reliant and suck your own dick

Getting this entire screenshot tattooed on my back tmrw