If you don't have bread, eat cake|| @iamfels1 || Email: [email protected]

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2017
Today, we live under the tyranny of optimization. Every hobby must become a side hustle, every moment must be tracked by an app or captured and broadcasted for validation from strangers, and every hour must yield measurable results. Be intentional and deliberate about preserving areas of your life that you refuse to either optimize or monetize. Read dense books purely for the joy of reading slowly, go for camping or hiking purely for the thrill and the experience, go for long walks with no destination in mind, or pick up an art you're not good at. When you protect unoptimized spaces in your life, you assert your humanity over the industrial demand for constant output. Life is not an equation to be solved or an efficiency metric to be maximized; it is a landscape to be experienced. Sovereign inefficiency reclaims your right to exist without having to justify your existence through utility. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Unfortunately, it won't help much as long as there are free football streaming apps. We are Africans. – at Nairobi, Kenya
DStv Kenya has done an incredible job coming up with a sports package. Watching the EPL, La Liga, Serie A, UCL, Europa League, etc. for 3,000 bob is really good. Most of us who had dumped our decoders will start wiping off the dust. Thanks for listening to customers ,the customer is always right.
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178 years have passed since the first wave of feminism started yet being a slut is still the busiest road to financial stability for most women. – at Nairobi, Kenya
One needs like 4 boyfriends in this economy
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Tangu Independence, the political elite sat on their hands while Kenyans in Ukambani continued to die, the most recent being the deaths of 33 innocent people, who drowned in that horrific 2021 Enziu River tragedy. Kibaki ignored it. Kalonzo, at the peak of his power as VP, completely abandoned it. Uhuru left it exactly as it was. This video shows exactly how Rais @WilliamsRuto has delivered on his promise, pouring massive funding into a world-class mega bridge that is currently underway to end the Enziu River death trap forever. Construction is actively moving on the ground right in Kitui County, completely disregarding the fact that Ukambani is an opposition stronghold. Under Usawa ni Sawa, development belongs to every single citizen, whether you support him or oppose him. Watch the video to see this massive investment unfolding live on site!✌🏻
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09/10/2015 The North remembers! – at Nairobi, Kenya
Oburu Odinga: Ruto is innocent, and I am willing to testify in his defense at the ICC #CitizenWeekend
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Problem solved. The gospel of usawa ni sawa is spreading fast. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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😂😂😂😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
Replying to @_fels1
Stop using The Mightiest Prophet of JEHOVAH YAHWEH for clout. The Mightiest Prophet still has missions in Angola, Mexico then Kenya this year. GOD is patient with foolish people like you because HE wants you to get wisdom. Disrespecting a Prophet of GOD invites eternal curse.
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Siku hizi hata hawakunyimi, wanakuambia ntakupea Manchester United wakishinda. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Bournemouth handing over Manchester United to Chelsea – at Nairobi, Kenya
Como handing over Manchester United to Bournemouth.
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If you have money, go for a woman with money. Don't argue with me, I know what I'm saying. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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What really happened to Manchester United? It's time we have an honest conversation. Eight matches without a win is out of the ordinary. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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To avoid this – at Ruiru, Kenya
How come sex always happens at the man’s place?
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😂😂😂😂😂Irungu Kang'ata has left Linda Bukusu for chama Cha nyumbani. – at Ruiru, Kenya
"LINDA MWANANCHI ni AFC LEOPARD, nimedefect nikaingia DCP." ~ Irungu Kang'ata
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After a large concrete crucifix fell and killed a priest instantly and permanently in Ecuador last week, while he was offering the food of the heart to his sheep, Catholic churches around the world have come up with a solution. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Profit Owuor who had also scheduled major healing and resurrection crusades around the country in November and December has also cancelled them after hearing that there are cases of ebola in the country. The Mightiest Profit has added that he will only resume healing the sick after all cases of ebola are treated and eliminated from the country. The rain has come, Elijah is here! – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Yoo en mana achiel kende moriere. Tok Onjelo kae ema 2032 dhi bedonwa mayot. Ma e pend wach..... – at Nairobi, Kenya
Luos, let's have a conversation. Watimo uru nang'o 2027?. Wawach dhowa kende please.
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The 2027 election will be free, fair and transparent just like the 2007, 2017 and 2022 general elections. Don't panic! – at Nairobi, Kenya
Folks, have we not debated electoral transparency since 2007 with the same cast, only that positions have now switched? If our demand for radical transparency at @IEBCKenya depends on who we want to win next, we are not serious about reform.
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This game is compromised. Poor officiating. We are clearly playing with 10 men against 12 men. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Spurs have shown us bad things in the first half. This is the problem with these small teams; they open their legs for everyone until it's our turn. Now they want something serious. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Paro ler, yoo ler, kamawadhiye kaka oganda be wang'eyo. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Enjoy providing? 😂😂😂😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
Men genuinely enjoy providing. It’s the entitlement that ruins everything.
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