@_issaMD

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Joined February 2022
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There’s a certain incompetent governor from NE who was completely dismissed by ODM during the 2024 Broad Based Government CS selection, yet he still thinks he deserves a CS position in Ruto’s cabinet😂😂😂
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May His abundance be upon you🤲
🐎@QalifQaqowAug 5
One day as I was driving from BBS mall, I saw a poor old Somali woman crying outside Eastleigh North police station. I parked car kando ya barabara and went to her, asked shida iko wapi. She told me her 17 year old son was arrested for preparation to commit an offense
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I am a whole doctor but coming into contact with phlegm or urine makes me puke. I’m perfectly fine with blood, poop, or any other body fluid, even pus doesn’t bother me but especially phlegm? This is why I highly respect laboratorians and nurses🎉
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So MANCHESTER UNITED FC is not planning to sign any more player, such a broke club! #IneosOut #GlazersSellManUtd
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You don’t kick a man when he is already down bad 😂 Man is already fighting for his life, sasa mnaongeza pressure ya nini bana?
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Wtf am I reading 😂😂😂😂 isthe sheikh @Azxhn8 by any chance
Ř@_issaMDAug 2
A sheikh from Nairobi has allegedly eaten and impregnated his two stepdaughters, as well as their mother, who is already eight months pregnant. I am kinda trying to a find a solution for such a case, is abortion halal in such scenarios?
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All the wababas on the TL are officially suspects until further notice 😂😂 More so I know we all have that one in mind 😭😂
salwa said@salwa_said__Aug 2
A man with a wife can’t do nothing for me.Somali men that are married,stop wasting your time in my DMs. Nikona type specific na si nyinyi married lot😁
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A sheikh from Nairobi has allegedly eaten and impregnated his two stepdaughters, as well as their mother, who is already eight months pregnant. I am kinda trying to a find a solution for such a case, is abortion halal in such scenarios?
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Kinda realizing x is censoring the Iran and Israel–US war. You can barely see anything about it on here nowadays despite everything that is going on. I heard US is taking a real beating
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Boys are back in Carrington.😍❤️
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When @_issaMD realizes people are actually getting it🤣🤣🤣
Iyanuoluwa🌸💕
@shesharmokeJul 31
I hate planned sex
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Xalimoy xaa samesay😊😊
Boniface
@kilundeezyJul 31
Somali brothers typing and deliting 😂
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There is a way I keep my body guessing. Some days I skip breakfast, other days lunch and sometimes supper. People always ask me why I still look young, handsome, and in shape. Well, that is the secret👀
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First I thought he is being signed as a back room staff😂😂😭
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoJul 27
🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea lead race to sign Jordan Henderson as new midfielder, another surprise for #CFC. Henderson can leave Brentford on a free transfer and Chelsea are ahead in race with two more clubs for England international. Former Liverpool midfielder, open to the move.
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“She is Ogaden from Garrisa” @LionHalane 😂😂😂😂
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I just log into the TL and immediately saw Ogaden and Garissa collecting a generational L. It is Monday, but the Monday curse clearly picked us😂😭
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RT @ahmednasirlaw: Since 1963, Kenya produced only one Professor of politics in President Daniel arap Moi. Hon Raila and President William…
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Mohamed Siad Barre Abdulle Yussuf🖤
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We all have that one suspect in mind😂😂
🌻@realmuslimshadyJul 23
I remember one time I had a huge crush on this tweep .nikamjua later irl he’s one of those guys who follow waheshimiwa around.What a waste of emotions!lol
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