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Ambivert & Multifaceted 🖖🏽

Joined February 2017
👑 Queen shit.
Never underestimate a man's ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes
This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Scientists in Japan have figured out how to make cancer cells end themselves. They forced cancer cells to poison themselves by creating a toxin that reacts with carbon monoxide, causing the toxin to only affect cancer cells. Normal cells were unharmed in lab tests.
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Former Special Agent reveals the 3 types of people to watch out for ‼️‼️
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I’m crying 🤣😭 Kaila and Angel going back and forth. Ref didn’t see 🤣
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This guy perfectly explained why a lot of you don’t have success in relationships today.
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Real reason Tech companies removed the headphone jacks.. Watch here :
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Kill tech now
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A US lawmaker has announced a new bill that would give gamers ownership of the games they buy The Power To The Players Act would require publishers to make games playable offline before shutting down their servers
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Carl Jung explains the psychology of people who cut off their family 📌
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Surprise. Surprise. I was right.
Adam Rubin isn’t just a small business owner of Art of Play & children’s book author. He has over 10 years of experience in advertising/ marketing working for companies like McDonalds, Google, American Express, & Audible. He has won industry awards. Been on book tours…
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INDIA JUST PUBLISHED THE EXACT LIST OF WHAT THEY WERE SELLING TO GET INTO AMERICAN WORKPLACES Not vague fraud. Not "some bad actors." NAMED CREDENTIALS. SPECIFIC INSTITUTIONS. Field by field. 🇮🇳 Medicine — fake medical degrees sold to applicants seeking hospital jobs in the US, UK, France, and Canada 🇮🇳 Nursing — counterfeit nursing certificates with fake seals, fake holograms, fake registrar signatures 🇮🇳 Engineering — forged engineering credentials specifically engineered to pass employer verification 🇮🇳 One institution — 36,025 fake degrees sold while awarding only 5,455 real ones 🇮🇳 Price per fake credential — as little as $1,400 🇮🇳 Total seized — 100,000+ counterfeit certificates from 22 universities 🇮🇳 Suspects arrested — 11, across multiple Indian states 🇮🇳 Estimated fakes still in circulation — 1,000,000 🇮🇳 H-1B approvals going to Indian nationals — 71% of all approvals in FY2024 🇮🇳 H-1B holders who ended up in junior or entry-level positions — 83% during Biden's term 💀 11 arrests 💀 22 universities implicated 💀 ZERO of the credentials targeted military bases or government facilities 💀 100% civilian workforce infiltration — hospitals, engineering firms, tech companies Every credential on this list was designed to place someone in a job that requires skills they never actually proved they had. Not contractors. WORKERS IN AMERICAN WORKPLACES. Ken Paxton's investigation is still running. These are the credentials it was built to find. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨
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#FlyEaglesFly QB Jalen Hurts played with a blood clot—now out indefinitely. One game—or weeks to months? Let’s break this down.
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Imagínate tener que vivir toda tu vida arrastrando el peso de la culpa de haber decepcionado a un bebé elefante.
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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I appreciate how he explained this in the easiest way for non-medical people to understand the seriousness of this situation 😔
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This is proof nobody with real money is solving real problems:
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This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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Drake was looking at Ben like “hold on… bro might actually be cooking” 😭😹
rap has really given us moments man 😭some of these will never happen again
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🚨10/14/26 what comes next is worse
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BlackRock Just Said It Outloud!
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