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Jess🔮

@_jess20_

plant mom

 London, England
paypal.me/jessicabeverley
Joined February 2020
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In my next life I’d like to come back as a chav or a crackhead
What happens if nobody votes
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Cats are aliens. Change my mind.
Pep-talk before social situations ESPECIALLY a shift:
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“Stop trying to do everyone else’s job as well as your own, your pay is NOT enough for that mindset babygirl.”
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“Stop wasting money on ice coffee and drink water”
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God was in his bag when he made titties
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Just deeping how mad conception is...like we just reproduce by growing a living breathing soul inside ourselves.
I get home drunk and talk to my plants don’t worry about me cheating.
Keep having the same nightmare that someone cut my hair short😅
Unless you physically touch everything how do you know it’s not a hologram
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Don’t move in with me I play the same 3 songs on full volume every day
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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs
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imagine your card declines at the hospital and they just kiII you... oh wait
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What if (&hear me out) we’re supposed to live much much longer than the average death age but the first 100 years are just the most productive.
When is going to come out that we live in a simulation. The gig is up.
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