ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam) header
ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam) profile picture

ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎

@_kayCiam

♥︎ ᴡɪғᴇ & ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ♥︎ 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚝∙𝙰𝚛𝚝∙𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜• 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜∙𝙷𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐀

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Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)Photo by ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)
5 year old has a dentist appointment on Thursday. Right after Halloween no less 😂🤦🏼‍♀️
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My bellybutton was always on the verge of being an outie, so the second I had a tiny bump it popped out. It was so gross looking 😂
𝟷𝟷/𝟷𝟷 🤰🏻 (@pinchemom) profile picture𝟷𝟷/𝟷𝟷 🤰🏻@pinchemom6h
When your belly button is such an innie that even in the final days of pregnancy it’s still not even close to being an outie.
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Now I’m sick to my stomach and can’t stand the thought of alcohol 😭 goodbye cruel world
ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam) profile pictureᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎@_kayCiamNov 2
Do hot toddy’s actually make you feel better? I have some bourbon, but I don’t have the rest of the ingredients and I need to make sure this isn’t a gimmick before I try it Also, I won’t be drunk if I just drink 1, right?
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Do hot toddy’s actually make you feel better? I have some bourbon, but I don’t have the rest of the ingredients and I need to make sure this isn’t a gimmick before I try it Also, I won’t be drunk if I just drink 1, right?
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🤣🤣🤣 it’s heinous!
𝒞.𝒲. 🌷 (@Grace_andJoy) profile picture𝒞.𝒲. 🌷@Grace_andJoyNov 1
Okay so pregnancy TMI, But nobody wanted to warn me that my unborn child would kick my butt hole??
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ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ retweeted
🌷 LIZZIE🌷 (@farmingandJesus) profile picture
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@farmingandJesusNov 1
Dude, being gaslit has to be the most annoying thing on earth 🤓
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Dammit Martha 😭🤦🏼‍♀️
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 1
Martha Stewart Responds to Deleted Offensive Halloween Costume: 'I Am Distressed' tmz.me/3WZr0Ws
Martha Stewart Responds to Deleted Offensive Halloween Costume: 'I Am Distressed'

Martha Stewart Responds to Deleted Offensive Halloween Costume: 'I Am Distressed'

Martha Stewart has revealed that she's "distressed" that her Halloween costume portraying a homeless person offended people ... and said her outfit was meant to bring awareness.

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What cough drops do you think works best?
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My baby’s first Halloween 🥹 he was about 10 weeks old
Image from ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)
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Frickin nerd 🤓
Image from ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ (@_kayCiam)
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Happy Halloween! My Pit dug up a dead rotting squirrel 🤮
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I formula fed because I didn’t want to breastfeed. No excuse here. I just didn’t want to. And you can suck it.
I Am Leah (@Bossy_Leah) profile pictureI Am Leah
@Bossy_LeahOct 29
Hot take: formula feeding is like abortion. 90% of the time (or more) it’s for convenience. Women will make 70384 excuses as to why they couldn’t breastfeed, but in truth, they didn’t want the extra responsibility. A small percentage had real reasons not to.
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Anyone read this? I just started
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Currently telling my kids about some of the stuff I saw during my time in home health care and they’re dying laughing at me gagging while speaking 😭 they are so mean!
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I’m back to thinking about another baby 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 but we’re going to give it time
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ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ retweeted
Midnight 🖤 (@ladymidnightxxx) profile picture
Midnight 🖤@ladymidnightxxxOct 28
✨ CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY TIME! ✨ The Christmas trees are HERE, baby! And this time, they're made with a brand-new, more shipping-friendly material because apparently cement and the postal system aren't besties. (RIP to the sacrificial pumpkins of the past) To celebrate, I'm giving away one of my 3-tier Christmas Tree Candles in the deliciously festive Yuletide scent! HOW TO ENTER: 🎄 Repost this post! 🎁 Tag a few friends in the comments who need some Christmas magic (or who are just as obsessed with candles as you are). That's it! No sacrificing your firstborn to the Christmas spirits required. 🖤 ✨Winner drawn November 4! Good luck, my festive little gremlins! May your holidays be merry, bright, and smell ridiculously good. ✨
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Why is everyone talking about their eyelids?
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I hate Thanksgiving Not for woke reasons, but it’s just an annoying holiday and turkey isn’t even that good
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I hope this loser doesn’t have kids
Liam Nissin (@Rule_4080) profile pictureLiam Nissin@Rule_4080Oct 28
Replying to @_kayCiam
Motherfucker can starve.
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So my son wouldn’t eat dinner last night, flat out refused which is odd for him because he’s always hungry. Well, 2 hours after bedtime, he woke up puking 🤦🏼‍♀️ So that explained it
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