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Lady Gooch

@_ladygooch

Ever-underwhelmed •:• Outdoorsy AF •:• RBF GOAT 🏆 Karaoke Royalty •:• Not very friendly •:• 🚫 DMs •:•

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Joined May 2019
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Be the reason someone stupid shuts the fuck up
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These refs are not Taylor Swift fans and it’s bullshit
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Nobody’s sticking their face in a bucket of cold ass water for a fucking apple, Jennifer 🙄
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Feeling nostalgic… might bring Halloween vandalism back to your neighborhood
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Let’s just go as naked for Halloween
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The infinite wisdom of Bill Dance
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You can sugar coat it, if you wish. It’s going up your ass before we’re done here
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Get in, loser. We’re going early voting
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💅🏽 Wordle 1,954 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Dirty balloon knot
Big Poppa 🖕 Fuck MAGA🖕 (@GoNoles0378) profile pictureBig Poppa 🖕 Fuck MAGA🖕@GoNoles0378Oct 24
The chocolate starfish
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💅🏽 Wordle 1,951 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Thank you @Spotify for protecting art
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@ComplexOct 20
Spotify Says It Has Taken Over 50 Million AI Slop and Spam Tracks Out of Recommendations in 2026 Details: buff.ly/UwvN025
Spotify Says It Has Taken Over 50 Million AI Slop and Spam Tracks Out of Recommendations in 2026

ALT Spotify Says It Has Taken Over 50 Million AI Slop and Spam Tracks Out of Recommendations in 2026

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Lady Gooch retweeted
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@HellRaz0r1776Oct 21
Sometimes, instead of scrolling your phone… you can drive the car you're driving.
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Can Hollywood please stop putting wigs on the Rock? I can’t. Thanks
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Bro, you aren’t as hot as you should be in that body Hint: you’re stupid
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You know a couple gonna stay together a while when the bride has great big ol’ jugs
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𝖇𝖋@el_cucuy930Oct 19
print one of my tweets on a coffee mug so i know it’s real
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How was your weekend? Me: I didn’t have “mentions diarrhea in her wedding vows” on my bingo card, but ✅
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My grandma fried a chicken that set you free
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@_iamlougottiOct 16
Who’s house you going to?
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7 Ass
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@_iamlougottiOct 16
Which one of these abominations would you choose if you had to??
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