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So, it's official. I've started writing articles about my projects. They will tell the story behind the data and you basically get to see the analysis from my POV. Read my stuff on Medium, tell me what you think. Medium.com/@Lagoju Medium.com/@lagoju
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The Dub is definitely not better than the sub😂
Dub is 1000x better, idc what yall sub lovers say Bro had me ready for war that I have no business joining😭
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So that your country doesn't end up like Nigeria.
En EEUU puedes conseguir 2,8 millones de votos más que tu rival y aún así perder las elecciones. País se absoluta pandereta.
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This is political seppuku.
NOW - Trump says Biden let in 25 million migrants, including 11,888 murderers, and vows to deport the "worst of the worst, and then we'll see what happens" signaling flexibility for the rest: "Many of them have good jobs now. They’re productive."
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Yeah Germany is gone.
Crown celebration causes consternation 👑 Borussia Dortmund fans criticized Felix Nmecha's goal celebration, an apparent reference to The King’s Return campaign by Ballers in God. The fan council says the network's anti-LGBTQ+ and exclusionary statements clash with club values.
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Why are the racists never black?
Why do white people get angry when racists are portrayed as bad?!
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The Book of Enoch niggas
Plot twist 😅 ✋! The flood was never intended to wipe out Gods creation but rather the nephilim (giants), who were procreated as result of the 200 fallen angels (led by Samyaza) and earthly women. These Nephilim fed on livestocks, but their hunger was insatiable so they….1/3
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I just realised modelling actually takes more than just a pretty face holy fuck😂
acho impressionante o dom que modelo profissional tem de mudar o olhar normal pra olhar de modelo pronto pra aniquilar na passarela
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Yeah I love this troupe deep down 😂
“os clichês são chatos” eu quando o garoto mais popular e rico da universidade começa a flertar com a nerd pobre fudida
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Because it's a man playing Dress up?? Although I like that my odds of running into transgender Nigerian is lower than my odds of meeting Vinicius Jr. at Tudun Wada.
Straight guys... genuine question: What’s the biggest thing holding you back from dating a trans woman? Is it society’s misconception that dating a trans woman somehow makes you less straight, and the fear of being judged for it? Or is it something else?
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Erisco Foods
He is very high on the list of men i really really really rate. I say it all the time. Straightforward men with no atom of performativeness in them are my definition of Masculine Men. I absolutely love Donald Trump. Even before God, he stays true to his values and convictions at the risk of condemnation. An Elite man by every standard that exists. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin, Ibrahimovic, Erisco Foods, Elon Musk, Xi Jing Ping, Mourinho are all top tier men in my books. I could never hate them even if i tried. They give absolutely zero fvcks about being liked. What you see and hear is what you get.
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Every right leaning person acknowledges that this would undo all the good Trump has done and tarnish his already degrading image. He should be deporting MORE people and not handing out amnesty. The GOP needs to retire the old guard, build it on the younger guys like De Santis.
Trump says he may work on an amnesty deal with Democrats: "We took people that had good jobs that created one violation and that was that they came into the country illegally. There is a large group of people that think they should be allowed to stay."
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Your club can have ongoing investigations into potentially the biggest fraud in La Liga history and the President wins an award for it.
⭐️ Joan Laporta wins Best President Award at Golden Boy 2026.
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You always see tens of movies being made about romance or some other fictional work in the WW2 era. I wonder if we'll ever get movies or series based around the era of the Nigerian Civil War. A retelling of the war from somebody's perspective that drives conversation.
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George Floyd never did anything that bad.
Charlie Kirk pled the Fifth before the January 6 committee. He probably didn't technically commit any crimes, but he lied in order to try to overturn a free and fair democratic election. George Floyd never did anything that bad. Also, while Floyd's death led to riots, Kirk's death was used by authoritarians to push for more restrictions on speech, in addition to propping up an administration that cares nothing for the rule of law. It's true that Kirk was killed for his political views, while Floyd wasn't. Regardless, the two deaths and their role in political debates aren't as different as this argues.
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Enrique Etoo
Excluding Luís Figo and Ronaldo Nazário Name a player that has played for Real Madrid and Barcelona. Level: Just give up🤦‍♂️
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Sacrificed Kane for Messi. Sacrificed a CB for Yamal.
🌎⭐️ OFFICIAL: World Team of the Year 2026 by FIFPRO.
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Joshua Babarinde thinks he's Ethically English.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I am English @SuellaBraverman, you said “people don’t want to talk about this.” I do. I’ve tabled the St. George’s Bill (aka English Ethnicity Bill) in Parliament on Tuesday to settle this. Will you come and debate me? @timothy_stanley @CamillaTominey @DailyTPodcast @TomSwarbrick1 @OliDugmore
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Lmaoo Senior Man is too real for this😂
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I think it's sensible and applaudable that the money is coming from curving corruption. However, govenrment subsidies always tend to have the reverse effect than intended. Job creation should be what drives rent prices down and not subsidised housing.
Fantastic question. The issue of sourcing land comes with very little challange. There is enough land in Lagos East to accommodate well over the 100,000 housing units that we propose. But to the more important issue about funding. First, my administration will curb the waste and corruption that has redirected public funds to private pockets. For instance between 2021 and Q3 2025 alone, about ₦1.3 trillion was spent by the state government on “miscellaneous expenses” and “consulting fees” In the last 6months, Lagos state has spent N19 billion on refreshments, entertainment, hospitality, honoraria, and sitting allowances within the first six months of 2026 More damning is the ambiguity of some of the expenses in the miscellaneous expenses. For example, total spending on “Special Duties Expenses” hit ₦601 billion in just four years, between 2021 and 2024. These expenses are entirely different from the spending of the Ministry of Special Duties and Inter-governmental relations, which hit ₦102 billion between 2021 and Q3 2025. This is just one aspect. In the same period the state has spend almost 400 billion on “professional fees” and entertainment. I’d stop just here. The point is, we can redirect over 500 billion of government spending towards housing by curbing corruption and waste over a theee year period. Secondly, I intend to introduce a tax on luxury developments that will directly fund social housing. My team estimates that we can raise about 100 billion in three years. I also intend to tax vacant buildings, particularly those in Ikeja, Victoria Island, Ikoyi, and Lekki. The idea is to encourage owners to put such properties in the market or pay a tax that will directly fund social housing. We will also guarantee financing for the Lagos state mortgage institution to provide the necessary liquidity to back affordable housing projects. We will also significantly raise government spending on housing because it not only provides shelter and dignity, construction is a huge stimulant for the economy which will create thousands of meaningful job opportunities and improve spending in the economy. #Ourlagos
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