Patrick Morris

It's the Forde Report It's the Forde Report, ahhwoooo!

Conservative Party reveal rebrand plan for British Home Stores.

ITV Sunday 28th August 8pm. from @westroadpics Well written, well played and thoughtful. With an excellent score by @benfostermusic and you get to hear Adrian Dunbar sing! Produced by @juiliet_c1 with audio post by myself @dock10 Pete Shaw @GembotThorn Caz Gleich, Mark Roscoe.

Finally working on a production that truly seems to have got the measure of me.

Incredibly the extreme Finbar Saunders factor of the names of these 2 Christmas drinks has never occurred to me until pointed out by my daughter this Christmas. "Are you having a laugh?" A sort of Frankie Howerd fortified wine pairing.

@gear4music @DPDgroup excellent Saturday service guys. It's Wednesday. G4M are in York. I'm 15 miles away and yet I have never, even once received a parcel on time.

Boom! Pass me the hawaiian tropic. South Georgia and The Sandwich Islands here I come. The world is my whelk. #PassportToNowhere

2005 Ford Fiesta Zetec - Parked. Handbrake on. Distant chiff-chaff. Distant pigeon. Distant helicopter. Distant motorbike. Distant wife asking what on earth I'm doing now #boringcars