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Side questing hard rn

Joined December 2018
I’m your favourite type of escapism, blended perfectly with realism🌶️💙
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It’s my birthday on Saturday, I’m celebrating early in the comments 😳
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Someone was small talking with me while in the queue for the toilet and I just blurted out “sorry I’m bad with small talk when’s your birthday and how old are you?”. This felt fine but their reaction tells me otherwise?
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Throw back to when I pretended to be blind so my dog could come into the Chinese restaurant after an evening of beer drinking (I was drinking, he wasn’t). My place in heaven gets further from me everyday.
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Helllllllloo
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I just simply wouldn’t go to a haunted house, do you know what I mean
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Turns out I was in a situationship, that felt worse than a break up, Jesus Christ
Fuck sake, think I’m in my first situationship???? I can’t hack this I’m too lover girl for this shite
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Fuck sake, think I’m in my first situationship???? I can’t hack this I’m too lover girl for this shite
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Rate my tism plate x
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About last night…
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One of my uncompromisable requirements, after my experiences in dating, is that, if they’re not my biggest fan, the one complimenting me the best, the proud one, I don’t want them.
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Being in the dating space after going through a divorce and being autistic is horrendous. Idk how to date as a diagnosed autistic person. It’s so scary??????
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“There’s no such thing as spawning” - WRONG. Explain fruit flies 😌
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Picture this: You go back to a man’s house after an amazing date And he has a large single / small double bed x
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