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lisandro 💫

@_lisandroo

🇸🇻 🏳️‍🌈 He/him/él

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Joined January 2011
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Jolina Jasmine@JolinaJasmine18h
And don’t be nice bout it, either. I want bitches in handcuffs by noon.
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocrats20h
Let's get to work.
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cy ☆彡☆彡@sugaluvscy19h
i love immigrants and black ppl and women and abortions and gay ppl and the environment
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Buzzing Pop
@BuzzingPop17h
For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.
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I’ve never had a Muslim tell me what I can and can’t do. But Christians have been telling me what I can and can’t do my entire fucking life.
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we should have halloween a couple times a year. the people need to dress up like this more often
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I love Halloween, wdym you’re an Anti-Fairy from The Fairly OddParents? 🪄🔮 🦇
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this country is so embarrassing 😭
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@PopCraveOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.
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rawan@xwwrxOct 24
أهلك والناس إذا حطيت نفسك أولوية
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$!l@$@sijrlasOct 17
when im chopped im chopped but when im tea im tea
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Riċ
@ricblursOct 6
due to personal reasons i need more money
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 6
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 6
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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Grace@graceyldnOct 5
I am not in the mood for this tbh
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsOct 5
Russian lab worker 'dies of suspected plague' as 200 under observation trib.al/urO4BTO
US 'closely monitoring' after Russian laboratory worker 'dies of suspected pneumonic plague'

US 'closely monitoring' after Russian laboratory worker 'dies of suspected pneumonic plague'

Quarantine measures have been put in place after a female researcher at an anti-plague institute died of "pneumonia of unknown" origin. Russian authorities have not confirmed her exact cause of death.

news.sky.com
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Everyday I care a little less
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I want it, I got it
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What do people like about pretzels? I don’t understand
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I can’t believe watching the housewives helps pull me out of a creeping depression
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skand 🪔@binarySmith18Sep 20
you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six
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this healed something in me
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@ToonHiveSep 16
‘Bob The Builder’ has returned to stop-motion animation for the first time in 18 years in a new commercial.
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.@gardenpantySep 12
Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk:
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La Rata 🐀@CleverSafoSep 12
Welcome Gugu Gaga
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@nypostSep 12
Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky spotted with newborn baby for first time since surprise announcement trib.al/7hcJJ3B
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