
📱 & 🍎 dev Formerly: @turo, @Apple, @Yelp, @epic4kids, @MakeSchool @RITtigers
New York, NY
Joined April 2012
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Sick of your parents watching Gilmore Girls on your Netflix profile, leading to some wacky recommendations? Try changing your profile name to “Begin Netflix Update” and setting your profile picture to a loading wheel.
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As a reminder, this is a trading card page which is political because I can't trade buy or sell cards if ice shoots me 10 times in the back.
I fear not the man who has trained ten thousand models one time. I fear the man who has trained one model ten thousand times.
In recent years, women have higher rates of attending higher education, while men are shifting to the right and supporting Elon’s efforts with SpaceX.
We may see a future where women literally go to college to get more knowledge, and men go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
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“my body is a machine that turns Zyn into shareholder value”
incorrect.
your body is a machine that turns 100 hour weeks into the cheapest Rolex and drinks for girls that don’t want you.
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the drive to big sur is so pretty!!!! really crazy that people loved the macos so much that they built this place!
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"All of this falling apart is on you, Ilya. We had a good thing going—we had MICROSOFT, we had every top researcher in AI, we had the fastest growing product in the world. We had everything we needed to create AGI it all ran like clockwork. You could've just shut your mouth and had enough money to turn the entire world into your polycule, but NO, you just had to BLOW IT UP."
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THOUSANDS wait outside of the OpenAI Conclave in Neo San Francisco for smoke to appear from the Conclave's Nuclear Cooling Tower—a sign that Sam Altman has been restored as CEO.
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just put my entire net worth + maxed my credit cards into $1500 NVDA calls that expire in a week, since we now have superconductors
easiest money of my life
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 AMC is doing a split screen premiere of Barbie and Oppenheimer for neurodivergent moviegoers
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Is anyone looking for:
(1) An ex-Google engineer who worked on one of the most infamous attempts to build a modern operating system (Fuchsia), the first in likely 20 years, from scratch, to compete with the likes of Linux ...
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