Idk why any of y’all follow me. All I do is lie. Iont even got no ass. Disclaimer: it’s a filter. ♍️ Future Nurse c/o 28

ClayCo
Joined October 2011
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low key fell off
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Good morning. Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can. Happy Sunday.
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Fellas listen…idk who needs to hear this, but stop tryna haggle with the bartender. Pay the tab or get out those folks face
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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大熊猫:其实我知道是你饲养员,我就是不说
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视频为AI生成内容,并非真实大熊猫拍摄。系列视频创作者已澄清使用Stable Diffusion等AI软件制作,剧情纯属虚构,大熊猫无拟人化行为。 thepaper.cn/newsDetail_for… sohu.com/a/1089043870_1… sohu.com/a/1089044313_1…
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They killed him?
300 years ago women were accused of witchcraft and burned for it, but when a man turns water into wine, he is suddenly god.
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That man was crucified, tortured, and killed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixi…
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They were TOO ready lmfao!!! Maybe they thought he said “Guysmaids” 😅🤣🤣🤣
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If algorithm show you this, you are getting your spark back
That feeling when you finally get your spark back
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Beer battered fish is nasty to me..
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i be waking up ready to smoke don’t even know if my lungs working yet
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Y'all look down on people so much & don't even be up 😂
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LuLu 🍋 retweeted
john wall you may now rest
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LuLu 🍋 retweeted
They gonna have to add another letter to ADHD after this takeover
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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that tiktoker that’s goin to overpriced spots in NY, trying the food & saying “this shit is trash” right in front of the establishment got it right now
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No b*tch topped this yet
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She’s such a polite, well-mannered child.
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Black people and trust issues 😭😭💔
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What kinda nigga take a picture a lucky charm suit…lollipop chain and some leprechaun boots?
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Broke until payday? Here's every meal deal under $7 right now, and most of them run through the end of October.
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