@_maecol
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Joined January 2012
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If there was a natural disaster n I had to choose between Dasani or Diet Coke I’m skipping out the store with the 0 calorie soda
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I already know he has the most regulated nervous system
James Vincent@jjvincentOct 24
went to visit a friend who’s a ceramicist and works in a studio with no phone signal in a tiny yorkshire village. he doesn’t listen to podcasts or music, only occasionally uses the radio, and when I asked him what he thinks about all day he just said “well, pots mostly”
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Sophie Vershbow@svershbowAug 18
Just learned there's an official note in my dog's vet file that says "a very sweet boy" and I may never stop crying.
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Celebrating 2 years w/ this chonky girl 🐽
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Two cows spotted their owner coming home and hopped over to greet him just like oversized dogs.
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Landlords will see a work of art like this n throw a vinyl marble backsplash on the wall
runa@abtmishawJul 15
KOK BISA YA KAMAR MANDI SELUCU INI 😭🍓🍵
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This guy is def a Jewish op
Richard Cheese@dickcheese999Jul 13
for those who didnt believe me
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I can’t be out enjoying myself if there’s a possibility that my animals are @ home wondering where I am or why their dinner is late
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Insufferable behavior
mauro henri
@xtinohenriJul 19
a irmã do noivo passou anos longe e decidiu reaparecer justamente durante a cerimônia do casamento dele
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Losing jewelry makes me want to drop a manifesto n become an international threat
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My neighbor brought me some beets & fresh veggies from her garden n I was like r they gonna give us diarrhea? ;) & she was like what no? And I guess that’s how she found out abt the parasite going around
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Shit like this is exactly why I’ll drive or make my vacation pet friendly cuz u really can’t trust a single person to care for them like u do
Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸
@JustJenRXJul 18
A video has gone viral of a man’s cries after a doggy daycare in Santa Barbara (Camp Canine SB) allegedly allowed his 1 year old English Bulldog Bruce, to drown in their doggy pool. According to the man’s screams, the owners of Camp Canine SB didn’t even call him to notify him his dog had indeed drowned. He gets there after work, to pick Bruce up, and they hand him Bruce’s remains in a large black Rubbermaid container. Camp Canine SB blamed a shift change and basically claim said staff didn’t even know he was missing. Bruce was found in the bottom of their pool. Apparently, he had been there for quite some time, since law enforcement said Bruce was already in Rigamortus. They’ve since locked their social media down and to make matters even worse, Bruce belonged to a Veteran 😢 PRAYERS FOR BRUCE’S FAMILY 🙏
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First door is from the Sowden House n these pics don’t do it justice. One of the bathrooms had its own koi pond
Spacesthetic
@interiorsuckerrJul 13
Imagine caring this much about a door
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Knew he was gonna lose when I saw that Mohawk
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mae retweeted
a@likeIyangelJul 6
Thought the pig decor was sooo cute and then saw the PIGS
mae@_maecolJul 4
House of a 30 yr old woman
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House of a 30 yr old woman
Beth@marybethgraceJul 1
bedroom of a 27 year old woman
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I may or may not have food in my hand rn
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Anyone that wants to ride a horse carriage in the middle of NYC is a fucking dumbass anyways
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My landlord in Echo Park knew I had a pig b/c she’d see us regularly at the cafe below my apartment. She never said anything abt it & would always stop to pet her. I didn’t even know she was the landlord til I moved out n it’s my favorite memory living in that city <3
7 FIG NIG@BARFMUSEUMJun 10
are people actually telling their landlord they have a cat + pay pet rent or are we all lying
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