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Me eating dinner with my ENTIRE fam:
My 3 yr old niece, out of nowhere: Hey Nana... do you got rings on your boobs like aunt Mal?
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White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease teapaw.org/funniestvidslol/status… – at Queens, NY
There’s been so many accidents this summer that I get genuinely stomach sick every time one of my family members is driving on the highway
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🥺🥺🥺🥺 – at Kippens, Newfoundland and Labrador
A wildfire in Yosemite National Park doubled in size this weekend and threatens 500+ giant sequoias.
The trees adapted to survive fires and can live for millennia, but the climate crisis and drought now make them vulnerable. About 14,000 have been destroyed by fires since 2020.
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Lmao just forced Devon to make a tiktok. Will truly cackle if someone took a video of us attempting that
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I want a prescription for my basic skincare so I can fit it all in my carry-on. Is that a thing lmao
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Anyone else get a little triggered when they hear Jigs and Reels and then you remember that you’re actually 24 and don’t have to go to church
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For the men who may be thinking the government’s interference with womens’ bodily autonomy is not their problem…. Do you realize how much child support you are going to end up paying?????
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A reminder that the same lawmakers who say gun laws won't stop gun violence believe abortion laws will stop abortion. #RoeVWade
I simply cannot imagine wasting my evening in an auditorium watching ppl I don’t know, from different programs, walk across the stage. ESPECIALLY when I’ve been graduated and already working for 2 years. All I want are the pics with my friends lol
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What are the odds I will be allowed to dress up in my cap and gown to get cute pictures with my friends and then promptly ditch before the ceremony
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Omg cringing so hard rn because I randomly remembered I went on a date 5 years ago and legitimately threw the bowling ball backwards
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Love having an abundance of beverages when going to bed. Tonight’s line up: red wine, peppermint tea, and water
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When asked in 2016 what she hoped her legacy would be, Betty White simply said "I want them to still think kindly of me and maybe make them smile"
Used to make fun of my mom that she never really hung out with anyone on the weekends. Now that I work and have a real job I get it. I literally hate leaving my house on my days off
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