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mallory simon

@_mallorysimon

grilled cheese enthusiast

 new york
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Joined March 2009
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happy december 20th to all who celebrate! TEN YEARS WTF!!!!!!!
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happy december 20th eve to all who celebrate!
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When Trump posts something as silly as I hate Taylor Swift, he sounds like a young woman who couldn’t get tickets to her show. But he is an immature and vengeful 78 year old man who should not ever become president of the United States.
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for the rest of the day i will be teaching myself the intro dance to the perfect couple
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i cannot believe taylor swift sang mary’s song and I WASN’T THERE
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only @taylorswift13 would release two albums in one night. i am TIRED
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taylor, what the actual hell
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@taylorswift1319 Apr 2024
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍 taylor.lnk.to/ttpd-theanthol…
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