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i like animals more than people. omnivert, tattoo collector, drummer, my mom thinks I’m handsome. #respectwomen #ally insta @obi_wan_peirogi @Bluejays

Victoria B.C. Canada
Joined June 2010
Michael Warde retweeted
One off night doesn't change the fact that @JoeBiden is the most legislatively successful @POTUS in our lifetime. One off night also doesn't change the fact that the former guy is a convicted felon, serial liar & adjudicated rapist who is unfit for ANY office. Period.
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Michael Warde retweeted
The #TrumpTrial started today, and it did not disappoint. We got a good photo of #SleepyDonald in the court room. Someone get #DonSnorleone some Adderall before the judge holds him in contempt. Did anyone see Melania? The fact is #TrumpIsACriminal. No more special treatment.
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Michael Warde retweeted
Canadians don’t care about the environment when they can’t afford a roof over their head or food to eat. I’m sick of lowering my standard of living to help politicians virtue signal…
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Michael Warde retweeted
fuck Jesus, whens my holiday???
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Spike Lee is on the court damn near acting like a coach during Knicks games, Drake for the Raptors....Jack Nicholson for the Lakers, Eminem at the Lions games yet Taylor Swift a mile up in a private family suite is somehow just sooooo disruptive to sports.
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Michael Warde retweeted
Replying to @RedSox
SWWWEEEEEEEEEEP
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Michael Warde retweeted
FINAL: Blue Jays 3, #RedSox 2
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Michael Warde retweeted
Jays are going to win tonight Jays are going to win the series Jays are going to win the season series Yankees are no match for the 2023 Toronto Blue Jays and the Jays are gonna show them that they’re for real. Starting tonight. 😈 #NextLevel
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Replying to @BNONews
I've had this meme waiting for months
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Michael Warde retweeted
2 suspected missiles fell in the Polish village of Przewodów, near the border with Ukraine, killing 2 people - Radio ZET
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IT WAS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS TO WALK HIM!!
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Our suit against Donald Trump and the Trump Org alleges a years-long financial fraud scheme. Here’s how Trump generated false and misleading values on his annual financial statements, which were then used to pay lower taxes, guarantee loans, and get better insurance rates:
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Michael Warde retweeted
daydreaming about his time with the jays 🥹
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Michael Warde retweeted
Manoah started and ended his day with runs. Incredible.
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38 million Canadians wake up in a free and beautiful country daily. Don’t let the small fringe of super annoying,uneducated honkers let you think otherwise. They are a small fringe that don’t speak for 99% of Canada. 🇨🇦
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Michael Warde retweeted
DANE COOK: A pitcher of beer for me, and the missus will have a grape soda with a crazy straw
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Michael Warde retweeted
Montoyo: I know! I'll bring in Trent Thornton! Walker: But the game is pretty close, sir. Montoyo: Exactly! If I bring in Trent Thornton, the Red Sox will be so insulted that they'll leave! Walker: But what if they try to just win the ballgame instead? Montoyo: [bongo solo]
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Michael Warde retweeted
Replying to @torontogojaysg0
We’re ready
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Michael Warde retweeted
florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe
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