the feminine aspiration to meal prep < the neurodivergent instinct to snack on all the raw ingredients
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My friend's daughter is already really into playing with makeup because she thinks it's so fun. Mama, I was born in the 1900s, you would have loved how fun it used to be
of all the cities iβve visited, Baltimore felt, by far, the closest to Philly in terms of its overall architectural composition
somehow managed to procure an Obama era Phillip Lim dress originally priced at $725 for only $20?
nature is healing
@ParmaJawnCheese keep me honest here but Iβm fairly certain this is circa 2011? itβs 100% wool, 100% silk-lined. itβs on par with Phillip Limβs military-style structured looks from that early-2010s time periodβ¦
Polymarket youβre next
BREAKING: Utah has filed felony and misdemeanor criminal charges against prediction-market platform Kalshi and two of its top executives, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara. abc4.com/news/local-news/utaβ¦
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there was never going to be five thousand dollar checks you stupid slut
Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account π€¦ββοΈ
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump pledged $5,000 to adult U.S. citizens if Republicans retained Congress in 2026 midterms. Democrats won both chambers, so it does not apply. Similar prior promises went unfulfilled; it needed congressional approval and would cost over $1T.
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pbs.org/newshour/politβ¦
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this is genuinely the funniest thing iβve ever seen i canβt believe this is real
