I thought I’d be dead by now. tweets are inspired by real life events

Austin
Joined December 2020
Is there anything better than pussy
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Source tells me Kim Jong Un is stable. Please god
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blacked monday
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Let’s Get Fucked Up And Die #letsgetfuckedupanddie
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was Michael Jackson
that's great Ethan... Anyways, were you the top or the bottom?
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*in Obama voice* uhhh who’s uncle pussy is this?
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Kitten looking for sword dm me
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“You should be ashamed of yourself” Actually, I’m wet
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Maybe the emptiness inside can be filled with cum
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We live to fuck another day
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I scared away the hoes again :(
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gooning with #oomf >>>>
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I've met all of my favorite people on twitter
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Ummm it smells like downcat in here
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It’s Suicidal September Saturday
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I was born without the light in my eyes unfortunately
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I’m so sorry I’m chopped
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olivia retweeted
faded off my dog’s meds
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Who up regretting their entire life
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Macklemore's big cock >>>>>>
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