Democrats: #MAGACultMorons: (screaming, foaming at the mouth) YOU MAD?? WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? STAY MAD AND CRY MORE YOU ARE SO MAD!!!

A government that takes away your blue checks will most certainly take away your guns.

Has anyone considered that the drones over New Jersey are just trying to figure out where that smell is coming from? #dronesoverNJ

I see "arrest" is trending because MAGAts want to arrest everyone on Earth except the actual criminals they voted for.

I'm not saying I sympathize with the guy who killed the UnitedHealth CEO, all I'm asking is how long he was screaming "I NEED A REPRESENTATIVE" into the phone before he decided to take up arms?

Trump appoints raw chicken on the counter as head of the Department of Health and Human Services.

The bad news is, we will have to live with what a bunch of morons and bigots voted for. The good news is, so will they. That's my concession speech.

I can see why MAGAts would be losing their minds over gay sex in the #SenateHearingRoom. That's only supposed to happen in church.

Atheism is belief in reality. Religion is grooming people to believe nonsense so that they may be controlled, subjugated and abused. That's why so many who are religious are also Republican, because they will believe anything, and also abusers, using religion as tool and cover.

All I Want for Christmas is Balls #SubAWordInSongMovieWithBalls

Check out this "American Modern" doormat. "X-mas Decor." "Alot" It's the dumbest time to be alive.

Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes. #ManlyWaysToCrashAParty

"My son needs to have his phone with him during class in case he needs to text me." #ThingsNobodySaidInThe1980s

Sometimes my Google news feed just gets it right.

Can't even just relax at the pool without some old dude watching me 🙄

#SCOTUS: Businesses can discriminate if they don't think same-sex marriage is legitimate. SANE PEOPLE: But same-sex marriage is legitimate under the law. SCOTUS: We'll get to that.

Hunter Biden didn't pay his taxes and was in possession of a gun, and MAGA doesn't consider him a genius and a hero? I'm so confused.

OMG look at this WOKE ASS fountain!! I'm so sick of light being split into its various individual wavelengths and SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS! IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!!

I don't know what kind of scary chemicals are being used on crops these days, but I do know this cherry has a bum bum.

Has anyone checked Tom Fitton's neck for stolen documents?