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Polishinaabe (Polish + Ojibwe). Cat lover. Auntie. 🎮 🍷 Tweets my own and usually entertaining. The world is a vampire. She/her/hers. #stopLine3

Brooklyn Park, MN
Joined May 2012
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Always have had a connection to Rudy from @BobsBurgersFOX I too am regular sized. – at Maple Grove, MN
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I want to live a life so unbothered like this goat. Just sitting on top of the communal hay not caring about their pen mates. #GOAT #FarmLife
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This is me. My keyboard is disgusting. But multitasking!
Some advice from @MeCookieMonster: don't take a working lunch.
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Giizh is the bomb diggity. #representationmatters
Tonight's tifo is designed by Anishinaabe artist Sarah Agaton Howes of Heart Berry, in honor of Native American Heritage Night. #MINvSJ | @grandcasinomn
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Pretty sure Poltergeist 3 is the reason for my irrational fear of mirrors.
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Criston Cole survives for another episode. Me: #HouseOfTheDragon
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Watching sports in your 30s is a real sobering experience because announcers are like “look at this ancient fuck who’s the oldest senior citizen to ever win a championship” and he’s two years younger than you are
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Me think it's a little warm today. Me going to stay indoors to eat a cookie and drink a cold glass of water. 🍪🏠
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What. This is treason.
House Looney Tunes has declared for King Aegon II Targaryen #HouseOfTheDragon
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