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Joined September 2010
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How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Spy:
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fucking what
Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7 the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day: > two cameras watch every salmon that swims past > AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse > then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away > the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
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This is how Jensen lost it.
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Jensen, why would I deceive you?
🤖 Made with AI
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CEO Straightness Tier List
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Jensen Huang’s wife after finding out he now likes Asian women
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An incredibly confusing but apparently true fact is that James Talarico’s chief of staff is named Gina Hinojosa.
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"Two Huangs don't make a right" is actually crazy
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This is the London Banana. As long as you stay within the Banana, you'll have a great time in London. Almost everything outside the Banana is horrible these days, best avoid. Not clear why, or when this happened. But it is what it is.
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Now you know why all major tech companies have indian ceos
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Amanda Seyfried's Bizarre Moments on Letterman Her and Aubrey Plaza have very similar mannerisms & sense of humor. She's funnier than l thought she'd be. via @Letterman #DavidLetterman #AmandaSeyfried
Top 3 Moments of Aubrey Plaza Aubrey Plaza suffered an ischemic stroke at just 20 years old due to a rare blood clot that left her temporarily paralyzed and unable to speak. Through intensive cognitive therapy, she overcame expressive aphasia, made a full recovery, and went on to build her incredible career. 🎬💪 via @Letterman #DavidLetterman #AubreyPlaza
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Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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I mashed up my rant from Friday's Odd Lots about how tech people love to tell people when they're "updating their priors" with Saturday's All-In with @chamath. 1:39 of all your time is all I ask.
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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The End of AI Frontiers hunch.net/?p=13764006 . There's a bit of a train wreck here that's painful to express. Nevertheless, it's a significant event for me and quite a few other folks involved so I wanted to memorialize a bit.
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do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, “pick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiii”
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Don’t skip your fuckboy phase. It’ll come back to haunt you when you’re married.
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I don't think women realize how handsome my mom says I am.
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why is twitter so good - night mode - no relatives - memes - drama - nobody knows if you're online
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TIENES EN EL BANCO GIRASOLESS
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