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Curator of Redeye.visualz Son of Valhalla Depressed @Chelseafc fan. This is not the real me, this is just my other personalities, everything I tweet is a joke.

South Africa
Joined May 2020
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I'm thinking about dying my hair red just to look like a rebel kid
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‘Commitments come with dates, and a public scorecard…’
I am not asking for your vote because the ANC is perfect. It is not. I am asking because our commitments now come with dates, a public scorecard and your right to check. Vote ANC on 4 November 🖤💚💛
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“Twitter is so toxic” Me whenever I’m on twitter:
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It's not always fake alcohol. O nale 40 years motho wa Modimo!
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Sometimes I forget hore adults follow my instagram 😭😭I can’t just be unhinged
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the ANC after u voted for them in the upcoming elections 😭😭
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como te miran los de administracion de la universidad cuando les pides que hagan cualquier cosa de su trabajo
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Así se siente la vida cuando nadie sabe dónde estás ni qué estás haciendo
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SHLO🧛🏽‍♂️💋 retweeted
i stopped blaming the devil and witchcraft for ruining my life and started blaming the real culprits, cyril ramaphosa, jacob zuma and donald trump
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Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state My name is Fikile Mbalula and I am the secretary-general of the African National Congress.
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Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state My name is Gayton McKenzie and I am the incompetent Minister of Sports, Arts and Culture in the South African Government as well as President of a right-wing party called the Patriotic Alliance.
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Cheating Allegations from a springbok player a year before the rugby World Cup? We are defending the Webb Ellis Trophy once again man
Sacha Feinberg-Mngomezulu is cheating on his girlfriend Sarah Langa with Robyn Mia Peters.
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So close! Someone’s buying the last pair right now?? ey yekani @crocs ✋🏾
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
messi top 5 at age 40
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SHLO🧛🏽‍♂️💋 retweeted
Jayden Grootman Adams 🥺🥺🥺
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I love tweeting with 0 followers
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Can they just announce 😭😭why is jorja performing?
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The only thing keeping me going is that it’s Soundset next week
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SHLO🧛🏽‍♂️💋 retweeted
grootman tse di compete’a le bafana
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That kick at the end finished me😭😭😭😭
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another day to watch Xabi Alonso and his boys. up the Chels!!!
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